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    kisah ayam yang macho

    Ceritanya berkisar di sebuah ladang penternakan ayam yang terletak
    di Gunung Semanggul.tentang sebuah peternakan ayam. Disana ada 5
    Ayam betina dan seekor ayam jalak (kira ayam jantan macholah) yang
    umurnya sudah lanjut dimamah masa (cewah-cewah cam lam novel
    percintaan lak).

    Karena merasa bahwa ayam jalak yang sudah tua tadi sudah melewati
    masa suburnya, si pemilik ladang tersebut memutuskan untuk membeli
    seekor ayam jalak lagi yang masih muda, tampan, segak, macho dan
    yang sewaktu nganya. Dengan secara tidak sengaja hal ini membuatkan
    si ayam jalak tua menjadi merasa tersaing. Lalu bibit2 cemburu dan
    hasat dengki menguasai dirinya, mulalah diyer mengatur srategi. Lalu
    terjadi percakapan seperti ini :

    Si ayam jalak tua : Eh, kamu jangan serakah sgt kat sini. Ayam
    betinanya kan ada 25. Kamu boleh ambil yang 15, bakinya bagi aku.

    Si ayam jalak muda: Banyak hensem ko punya muka,tua tak sedarkan
    diri.Hang tu dah tua dah tak larat dah so semua untuk aku sahaja.

    Si ayam jalak tua : Eh a...berlagak tul mamat seekor ni (jalak tua
    bercakap lam ati yer). Seper kata aku tua tak larat lagi, ko jgn
    pandang rendah pada aku, kang aku sekeh kang... O.klah, aku maleh
    nak gaduh ngan budak hingusan cam ko ni (jalak tua, menunjukkan
    eksennyer) so apa kata kalau kita pertontonkan kemanchoan kita ngan
    mengadakan satu pertandingan. Siapa yang menang boleh ambil semua
    ayam betina yang ada kat sini ayam ini. Yang kalah kirim salam.

    Si ayam jalak muda: Aku.. aku boleh sahaja, pantang dicabar ni. Kita
    nak buat pertandingan apa ni... cabut bulu ayam ker (jalak muda
    membuat lawak loya beruk yer)

    Si ayam jalak tua : Dak'ah! Senang jer pertandingan lumba lari.
    Sambil tersenyum kambing,

    Si ayam jalak muda:Set

    Si ayam jalak tua : Lumbanya 400M. tapi karena aku sudah tua, aku
    minta untuk lari dulu di depanmu 50 meter.

    Si ayam jalak muda: Boleh (dengan penuh keyakinan).

    Maka pertandingan pun dimulai. Ayam jalak tua lari dulu 50 meter
    baru ayam jalak yang muda lari menyusul dengan kecepatan kuasa extra
    gaban yang mengkagumkan. Eh, baru kurang 1 meter menyusul, si ayam
    jalak muda ditembak langsung oleh pemilik peternakan.
    Kenapa?????

    [jawapan ada di bawah]

    Kata Pemilik : "Kurang ajar. INI AYAM JALAK-HOMOSEKS NI. Asal setiap
    kali aku beli dapat yang macam ni SUKA SANGAT KEJAR-KEJAR AYAM JALAK
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    NiLAI MORAL : Jgn berlagak ngan org tua (depa banyak trick yer,)
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    pergh...moral of the story nyer,jgn sangka yg tua tu lemah...
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    siot!ingatkn ending die ayam jantan muda tue kene semelig sebab nak lari dr reban!ghope2nye mati kene tembak daa....hampes!

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    cite ni walaupun dah baca banyak kali.. aku tetap gelak jugak.. tak tahan ada ayam homosex hehehehe



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    lor apesal tak semelih ajer ayam tu ... kan boleh makan .. nyum2 ...
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    aku ingatkn apect nk kenakn ayam...rupenye wat cite lawak...mane la apect dpt idea ni...mest pas berasap ni....lawak ar...hahaha



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    aku ingatkn apect nk kenakn ayam...rupenye wat cite lawak...mane la apect dpt idea ni...mest pas berasap ni....lawak ar...hahaha
    macam mana la kalau betul ada ayam gay.. abis la buntut ayam jantan lain



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