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    Talking kutu lepak

    kat sebuah kg, terdapat sekumpulan remaja yang suka lepak. Sorang
    name Ali, Budin dan Ciko. Aktiviti depa ni, menyebabkan mate tok imam
    kat kg tu tak senang. Pada satu hari, tok imam tu datang nak tarbiyah
    depa ni. Maka berlakulah pentekaran kecil antara dua golongan tersebut.
    Nak di pendekkan cite, tok imam tu mencabar mangkuk 3 ekor ni ke surau.
    Si Ali berkata "tok ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? takpa kami buktikan
    yang kami bukan nye jahil seperti yang disangkakan". Maka pegilah tiga
    ekor tu ke surau. Tok imam menyuruh Ali untuk azan. Ali pun tanpa
    berlengah terus je "allahtaala... allahtaala..". maka terselahlah
    kejahilan Ali. Bila nak sembahyang je, tok imam td angkat
    takbiratulikram... . angkat sekali tak kusyuk g.. angkat 2 kali tak
    kyusyuk g.. masuk je kali yang ketiga.. budin panggil tok imam " tok
    duduk kat belakang, biar saye je yang imam" tok imam pun undur le
    kebelakang. Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ikram... allhahuakbar... .
    maka si makmum pun ngikut le
    si Budin ni... tiba-tiba Budin pusing ke belakang dan berkata" tengok
    tok sekali jee!!" maka terserlah kebodohan si Budin. Tok imam pun
    meminta si ciko lak untuk jd imam. si ciko ni tidak lah pulak nak
    menolak. die terus je jd imam solat tersebut.. bermulalah dari takbir
    sampai le abis sembahyang. sip ade wirid dan doa laie... punye lah
    raspek tok imam kat si ciko niii.. mase tengah dok sembang tok imam
    memuji leee si ciko nii.. make dengan bongkaknye si ciko berkata " tu
    belum ambil wuduk laie tu"


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