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    Cerita ini berlaku dalam tahun 1997 di bandar Kuala Terengganu.
    Dipendekkan cerita... datanglah dua orang lelaki mat salleh (seorang
    berkulit putih dan seorang lagi negro)ke bandar Kuala Terengganu untuk menikmati

    keindahan negeri Terengganu sempena dengan Tahun Melawat Terengganu 1997. Setelah
    tiga hari mereka berada di Kuala Terengganu mereka pergi ke Pasar Kedai Payang untuk
    membeli telur untuk makan tengahari.
    Di Pasar Kedai Payang...
    mat saleh : i want to b
    uy an eggs...
    penjual : mender?? (apa?)
    mat saleh : eggs...eggs...i want eggs..
    penjual : nok mender?? mak cik dok fahang nih..
    mat saleh : egggsss....eggsss...

    penjual : mak cik katerr dok fahang...dok fahang ahh..
    Oleh kerana terlalu berang dengan mak cik (penjual)
    yang tidak faham english maka, mat saleh (kulit putih)
    telah menunjukkan 'telurnya' kepada mak cik tadi..

    penjual : ooo..kabo lah nak beli telurr...
    Mak Cik itu pun bagi lerr telur kat mat saleh dua owanng tadik.
    Oleh kerana terlalu lapar dan terlalu berang dengan peristiwa di

    Pasar
    Kedai Payang tadik...maka mat saleh dua owang tu pun makan dengan

    banyaknya
    tengahari tu. Nak dijadikan cerita..telur yang mereka beli tadik

    punn habiss
    dan mat saleh (kulit putih) pun menyuruh negro pulak pegi beli telur

    kerana
    dia dah tak sanggup lagi nak mengahadapi mak cik tadi. Maka dengan

    berat
    hati
    negro tu pun pergilah beli telur kat Pasar Kedai Payang ngan mak cik

    tadi.
    negro : i want to buy an eggs...eggs..
    penjual : menda?? menda?? nak beli menda??
    negro : eggs...egss...eggsssss...

    Tiba-tiba negro tu pun teringat lerrr masa dia ngan kawan dia beli
    telur
    tadik.
    Dengan penuh yakin dan 'konfidennya' negro tersebut

    menunjukkan 'telurnya'
    kepada

    mak cik penjual telur.
    Maka dengan penuh yakin dan 'konfidennya' juga mak cik penjual telur
    tu pun
    memberikan telur masin (telur yang dibalut dengan campuran tanah

    liat dan
    arang)kepada

    negro tersebut. Apa lagi... tergezut beruklah negro tadik kerana
    telur yang
    dibelinya

    tidak sama dengan telur yang dia dan kawan dia beli
    tadi....muakakakakakaka...
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