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    Kemalangan

    Seorang lelaki dan wanita terlibat dalam kemalangan jalanraya yang dahsyat. Kereta mereka remuk sama sekali. Ajaibnya, kedua mereka selamat tanpa sebarang kecederaan. Selepas berjaya keluar, perempuan itu berkata kepada si lelaki, " Heran ye. Awak lelaki, saya wanita. Tengok la kereta kita. Hancus! Tapi kita tak apa-apa pun. Mungkin ini tanda dari tuhan untuk kita. Mungkin dah takdir kita akan berkawan & mungkin hingga ke jinjang pelamin", kata si wanita tersengih-sengih.

    Si lelaki terkedu, "Saya setuju dengan kata-kata awak", katanya.

    "Oh ye. Ini satu lagi keajaiban dari tuhan. Walaupun kereta saya rosak teruk, botol arak ini masih elok. Tak pecah pun. Mungkin ini tanda dari tuhan supaya kita minum ucap selamat untuk hal ini. Apa kata saudara?", kata si wanita sambil menghulurkan arak itu kepada si lelaki.

    "Baiklah, demi persahabatan ini", kata si lelaki sambil dengan rakusnya meminum arak tersebut hingga separuh botol. Selepas itu dia menyerahkan botol itu kembali kepada si wanita. Si wanita menutup botol arak itu dan menghulurkan kembali kepada si lelaki.

    Si lelaki bertanya dengan kehairanan,"Kenapa kamu tak minum sama?".

    Si wanita membalas,"Takpe lah. Saya tunggu polis datang....


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