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    JENAKA..

    KISAH SETIN AIR & LELAKI

    sepasang suami isteri baru bercerai dan mereka bertengkar untuk tentukan
    hak penjagaan anak tunggal mereka. pas tu mereka
    pun pegi ke pejabat agama, jumpa kadi nak minta nasihat. kadi tanye kat
    pompuan tu....

    "kenapa awak rasa awak yang paling layak bela anak tu? pompuan tu jawab...
    "saya yang mengandungkan anak tu. saya yang melahirkan anak tu. dia keluar
    dari perut saya."

    si jantan (suami) terkedu sebab dia tau pas ni kadi akan tanye dia lak.
    ahhh...sudah. ..mende aku nak goreng kadi tua ni....
    kadi pun tanye si jantan.."hah. ..kamu... .bagi alasan kenapa anak tu kamu
    yang patut bela"

    "tuan kadi...kalaulah saya ada syiling seringgit, dan saya 'masukkan' dalam
    vending machine, pas saya 'tekan satu butang
    pilihan, maka keluarlah setin air minuman. saya nak tanye tuan..air tin
    yang keluar dari mesin tu hak saya atau hak
    mesin?"

    jawab kadi.."hak kamu le.."
    jantan tu kata lak.."hah... sama le kes ni pun. Kan tuan...kan.. .kan "

    P/S :
    1. Jgn samakan isteri anda macam vending machine.
    2. Jgn samakan anak anda macam air tin
    3. Jgn samakan anda cam duit syiling ...


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    pompuan vending machine ker??

    "Mata boleh
    BERZINA dgn melihat, lidah boleh BERZINA dgn bercakap, tangan boleh BERZINA dgn berpegangan,
    kaki boleh
    BERZINA dgn berjalan ke tempat maksiat. Hati pula boleh BERZINA dgn merindui, mengingati dan membayangi si dia."
    -[HR Bukhari dan Muslim]-




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    huhu... cam arem je lawak ni.. k0fk0fk0f//// tp jgn samekan pompuan cam mesin.. isk3



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    Awal Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Ayang mengandung.."

    Suami :
    "Abang tak sabar nak lihat anak kita.."
    Pertengahan Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Abang tolong buat susu anak.."
    Suami :
    "Abang mengantuk laa..ayang buat laaa.."
    Penghujung perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Cuba awak tegur anak tu sikit.."
    Suami :
    "Haiii..anak awak..memang ikut mak...gerenti bengong nyer..."

    ***


    Awal Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
    Suami :
    "OK..no problem.."
    Pertengahan Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
    Suami :
    "Saya penat, awak ajelahh yang buat.."
    Penghujung perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Ayang masak, abang kemas rumah ye.."
    Suami :
    " apa kata awak masak, awak kemas, awak buat sumer...saya nak kuar ngan maid kita yg baru ni...."..

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    Awal Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
    Suami :
    "Apa yang ayang inginkan.."
    Pertengahan Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
    Suami :
    "Setiap tahun saya berikan...tak cukup lagi ke ?"
    Penghujung perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Sempena hari jadi saya, abang nak hadiahkan apa ?"
    Suami :
    "lempang nak ?"...

    ***


    Awal Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
    Suami :
    "takpe, biar abang masak.."
    Pertengahan Perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
    Suami :
    "masak jer la apa2 jer.."
    Penghujung perkahwinan
    Isteri :
    "Ayang tak pandai masak.."
    Suami :
    " bakar je lar dapur tu..."...



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    kes kes kes



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    dasaat tul ayat diorang nie...

    1. Jgn samakan isteri anda macam vending machine.
    2. Jgn samakan anak anda macam air tin
    3. Jgn samakan anda cam duit syiling .
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    sengal tol same kn pompuan ng vending machine 2..
    kalo cm 2 g la romen veding machine 2..


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