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    > A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of
    > her students the
    > teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
    >
    > Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My
    > sister is in the
    > third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
    > should be in the
    > third-grade too!"
    >
    > The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the
    > principal's office. While
    > the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
    > explained to the
    > principal what the situation was. The principal told
    > the teacher he
    > would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
    > any of his
    > questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
    > behave.She agreed.
    >
    > Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained
    > to him and he
    > agreed to take the test.
    >
    > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    >
    > Boy.: "9".
    >
    > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    >
    > Boy.: "36".
    >
    > And so it went with every question the principal
    > thought a third-grade
    > should know. The principal looks at the teacher and
    > tells her, "I think
    > Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to
    > the principal, "I
    > have some of my own questions.
    >
    > Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
    > the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
    > have only two
    > of?
    >
    > Boy., after a moment "Legs."
    >
    > Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I
    > do not have?"
    >
    > Boy.: "Pockets."
    >
    > Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
    > hairy, oval,
    > delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
    >
    > Boy.: Coconut
    >
    > Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
    > soft And sticky? The
    > principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
    > stop the answer,
    > Boy. was taking charge.
    >
    > Boy.: Bubblegum
    >
    > Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does
    > sitting down and a
    > dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open
    > really wide and before
    > he could stop the answer...
    >
    > Boy.: Shake hands
    >
    > Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
    > questions, okay?
    >
    > Boy.: Yep.
    >
    > Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
    > down to get me up. I
    > get wet before you do.
    >
    > Boy.: Tent
    >
    > Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
    > you're bored. The
    > best man always has me first.The Principal was looking
    > restless, a bit
    > tense.
    >
    > Boy.: Wedding Ring
    >
    > Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
    > drip. When you blow
    > me, you feel good.
    >
    > Boy.: Nose
    >
    > Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
    > come with a quiver.
    >
    > Boy.: Arrow
    >
    > Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
    > that means lot of
    > heat and excitement?
    >
    > Boy.: Firetruck
    >
    > Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' &
    > if you dont get
    > it u have to use ur hand.
    >
    > Boy.: Fork
    >
    > Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's
    > longer on some men
    > than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
    > gives it to his wife
    > after they're married?
    >
    > Boy.: SURNAME
    >
    > Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
    > muscles, has lots of
    > veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
    >
    > Boy.: HEART.
    >
    > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
    > the teacher,
    >
    > "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten
    > questions wrong myself!"
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