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    Tips kejutkn org bersahur

    kalau nak kejutkan org bangun tidur esp
    sahur..camni antara caranya..

    1. pegang anak jari kiri/kanan sambil tu
    panggil nama dia perlahan lahan..
    2. sentuh bahu org tidur tu..dan
    goyangkan perlahan lahan..sambil panggil
    nama dia...
    3. renjis air kat muka dia...sambil
    panggil nama dia...
    4. tampar tampar manja pipi dia..sambil
    panggil nama dia...
    5. tutup kipas/air cond



    tp kalau tak effect

    1. jerit nama dia kuat kuat...
    2. gigit ibu jari kaki dia..cam antu
    toyol gigit
    3. simbah air sebaldi...kalau bleh air
    rendam baju korang
    4. tarik rambut dia sampai jatuh dr tilam
    5. goyang badan dia kuat2 then jerit
    gempabumi! gempabumi! tsunami!tsunami!
    6. jerit api! api! api!
    7. letak kfc ke mcd ke xpun ikan patin
    masak tempoyak yg baru dibeli sebelah
    hidung dia..bg ambik bau sikit



    tp kalau still tak effect gak...ni je la
    cara terakhir

    1. pergi kat telinga dia...then sebut
    maa rabbuka! sambil seru nama dia byk
    kali...
    2. pergi kat dia, baca je surah yaa sin!
    hehehehehe


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    Quote Originally Posted by antagenaiz View Post
    2. pergi kat dia, baca je surah yaa sin!
    hehehehehe
    Taktik ni memang berkesan, member lelaki aku pernah kejutkan kawan bgn solat subuh, boleh lak dier p selebung selimut seluruh badan dier. Apalagi yg lain pakat ramai2 baca yaasin kat tepi dier... terus bangun punyer....



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    aku x pakai taktik yg 1 dan 2 tu..direct pegi nomot 3 tu..hahhahahaha...



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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmy_ky View Post
    aku x pakai taktik yg 1 dan 2 tu..direct pegi nomot 3 tu..hahhahahaha...
    nyaye r hubby ko kimmy



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    wooooiiiiii bangun sahur kuat2 kt telinga org tu sambil menghentak peti ais ke atas perutnye



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    2. pergi kat dia, baca je surah yaa sin!
    hehehehehe
    buat mcm ni ke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by antagenaiz View Post
    nyaye r hubby ko kimmy

    pahala pun dapat tau anta,sbb ari2 slalu baca quran...ngeh..ngeh..ngeh..



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    no1 tu nak amalkan khas utk suami jer...



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    buat mcm ni ke?

    apect yg kena selimut putih tu konpom ko kan...aku tau..



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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmy_ky View Post
    apect yg kena selimut putih tu konpom ko kan...aku tau..
    ni zaman duk umah bujang dulu. tido tak kira tmpt and masa, last2 terkena mcm ni
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