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    Kisah Ulamak Dan Seorang Pramugari

    Seorang ulamak sedang berada di dalam sebuah kapal terbang untuk ke sebuah negeri. Apabila tiba waktu solat, dia pun ke tandas untuk berwudhuk. Oleh kerana tandas di dalam kapalterbang terlalu kecil, maka beliau terpaksa membuka pintu tandas itu ketika berwudhu.
    Tatkala beliau mengangkat salah satu dari kakinya ke tangki (washing basin), seorang peramugari telah ternampak perbuatan ulamak itu dan menegurnya.



    Peramugari: (dengan suara dikeraskan..) Tuan tidak boleh memasukkan kaki ke dalam tangki tu, sebab ia akan mengotorkan tangki.

    Ulamak: (dengan suara lembut dan penuh rendah diri...) Berapa kali saudari mencuci muka saudari dalam satu hari?

    Peramugari: (dengan sifat angkuh...) Kebiasaannya sekali atau dua kali dalam sehari.

    Ulamak: (dengan sifat bersahaja....) Saya mencuci kaki saya lima kali dalam sehari, bererti kaki saya lebih bersih dari muka saudari.

    Moral : Tunai Solat walau di mana berada.
    berfikir secara nyata,bertindak secara bijak,terima dengan redha



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    Quote Originally Posted by penjualikankering-monogha View Post


    Moral : Tunai Solat walau di mana berada.
    bg je kaki tu kat pramugari tu... bior dia tahu bau kaki orang wuduk camane..



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    100 kilo kena..hah padan muka pramugari tu....nak lawan ckp ngan ulamak...



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    haha..tu la.
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    uhuhuhuhuhu...kuang ajau betul...xmesra alam sunguh pramugari tue..



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    wakakaka free2 je kna sound,padan muka pramugari 2



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    Apsal pramugari tu tak tegur elok2 ek? Kalo tegur elok2 mesti ulamak tu tak marah...Tak pasal2 kene sound tepek



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    hahaha anak sape la pramugari tu eik....


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