TenkoFX Crypto

+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    ayam's Avatar
    ayam is offline Ehoza's Advisor®™

    is Ehoza New Version
     
    I am:
    Happy
     
    ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    2,686
    Points
    6,532.01
    Thanks
    65
    Thanked 177 Times in 101 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    189147

    Drama Malam Pertama

    Sepasang pengantin, Ali dan Siti, akan melalui malam pertamanya. Setelah

    acara buka hadiah selesai, sepasang pengantin ini masuk bilik. Di bilik

    ada lagi hadiah dari kawan kawan mereka. Satu persatu kotak hadiah di

    buka, mendadak Siti tertawa happy. Apa pasal? Rupanya ada sepasang kasut untuk

    dia... dia nak cuba pakai, ternyata kasut tu sempit. dia terus memaksa,

    namun sia-sia. Ali yang melihat terus bertanya:


    Ali : "Kenapa, terlalu sempit?"

    Siti : "Iya bang, sakit ni..."

    Ali : "Saya masukkan perlahan-lahan ya?"

    Siti : "Baik bang, tapi jangan kuat kuat ya?"


    Suaminya membantu memakaikan kasut sempit itu di kaki isterinya dengan

    sedikit memaksa.

    Siti : "Bang, sakit bang... anunya terlalu sempit..."

    Ali : "Tahan sikit, saya cuba lagi ya?"

    Tanpa mereka sedari, orang tua mempelai perempuan, Mak Minah, pasang

    telinga di balik pintu kamar pengantin... rupanya ibu mempelai perempuan

    dah fikir lain... dia tidak tahan mendengar anak perempuanya yang

    mengalami kesulitan malam pertama, jadi sebagai ibu terpaksalah dia bagi sokongan

    dari balik pintu.

    Mak Minah: "Kenapa nak, susah masuknya?"

    Siti : "Iya maaak..."

    Ali : "Kecik sangat barangnya..."

    Mak Minah : "Coba sapu dengan air liur..."

    Ali : "Ok saya coba mak."

    Siti : "Cepatlah bang, sapu dengan air liur..."
    Dengan tergesa-gesa pengantin lelaki menyapu seluruh permukaan kaki

    isterinya dengan air liur.
    Ali: " Cuba masuk lagi ya sayang???"

    Siti : "Iya bang..."

    Setelah dimasukkan kaki yang disapu liur tadi ternyata dengan mudah

    masuk.

    Ali : "Nah... masuk pun???"

    Siti : "Iya... tapi..."

    Ali: "Kenapa, masih sakit ke?"

    Siti : "Iya, tapi taklah sakit macam tadi."

    Mak Minah: " Kan dah boleh masuk kan ? Sekarang tinggal kena goyang je."

    Sambil tersenyum dan dalam hatinya berkata budak budak sekarang benda

    benda macam tu pun tak tahu ?


  2. bitcoin 468x60-en

  3. #2
    antagenaiz's Avatar
    antagenaiz is offline King Of VNS
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    Cool
     
    antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Serdang
    Age
    33
    Posts
    15,156
    Points
    5,322.09
    Thanks
    482
    Thanked 523 Times in 282 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    28476
    pakai air liur siot wakaka


  4. The Best Spread 468x60ms

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. malam pertama malam terindah
    By greysmoke in forum Jokes, Pranks
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 03-11-2009, 11:31 AM
  2. Malam Pertama.......
    By shinichi in forum Religious Talk / Muslim Section
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 23-02-2009, 10:33 AM
  3. Malam Pertama Malam Terindah..
    By astalavista6048 in forum Jokes, Pranks
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 24-07-2008, 09:58 AM
  4. Drama Malam Pertama
    By oweizmez in forum Jokes, Pranks
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 16-04-2008, 06:54 PM
  5. Malam Pertama!
    By perati in forum Religious Talk / Muslim Section
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 18-08-2007, 02:00 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Premium Ads
TenkoFX Crypto

Paid Ads

FXOpen 125x125

Moneybookers 180x60









Ehoza Ads
Ehoza Ads