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    Talking cite klakau

    Lawak 1

    Tuan rumah : adakah kamu telah mencuci ikan ini sebelum kamu mengorengnya.
    Pembantu rumah : saya fikir itu tidak perlu apa gunanya mencuci ikan
    yang memang berada dalam air seumur hidupnya.

    Lawak 2

    Seorang penumpang kapal terbang bertanya kepada seorang wanita tua disebelahnya.

    Penumpang : makcik tahu tak nama lapangan terbang yang kita lepasi tadi?
    Makcik : tidak.makcik tak tau.kenapa?
    Penumpang : sebab anak makcik turun di situ tadi dan tidak naik semula.

    Lawak 3

    Guru : louie, jika saya beri awak dua ekor arnab hari ini , dan dua ekor lagi pagi esok berapa ekor arnab yang kamu ada di rumah?
    Louie : tujuh
    Guru : apa maksud kamu "tujuh"?
    Louie : yalah, saya sudah ada tiga ekor arnab di rumah.

    Lawak 4

    Seorang penerbit filem mahu menerbitkan sebuah filem yang paling canggih dalam dunia, dan dalam filem itu ada adegan pertempuran yang paling hebat pernah diadakan.

    Penerbit : saya akan menggunakan dua pasukan tentera setiap satu mempunyai 25 ribu tentera.
    Pengarah : kalau 2 pasukan mejadi 50 ribu, bagaimana kita mahu membayar mereka?
    Penerbit : ini lah yang saya telah rancangkan, kita gunakan peluru hidup!

    Lawak 5

    Anak ular : ibu, kita nie beracun tak?
    Ibu ular : tidak. mengapa tanya?
    Anak ular : saya baru saja tergigit lidah saya!
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