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    Lawak Harian

    Senyum, janganlah tension-tension.


    SAPE HEBAT
    Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
    Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti
    orang tu tunduk.
    Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
    Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.


    KELAS BI
    Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal ?
    Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang
    banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn
    adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.


    SUDU
    Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
    Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
    Doktor : Kenapa?
    Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.


    MAYAT
    Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
    basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
    Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.


    TIRU
    Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
    Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
    Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau
    Pinang ? Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkau tak
    tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".


    DOKTOR
    Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT, kerana
    telinganya dimasuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di
    pasar.
    Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
    Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
    Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa ...?"
    Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
    Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
    setelah diperiksa....
    Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
    Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
    Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
    pula percuma..."
    Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
    Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
    Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
    Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
    sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
    Pesakit : "Huh


    p/s Mulai hari dengan senyuman, kerana senyuman adalah ubat. Jangan tension2.


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    tunggu jd taugeh 2 huhuhu



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    hahaha...jadik taugeh..nampak gaya..penggunaan taugeh akan makin berkurangan ler pasni..



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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmy_ky View Post
    hahaha...jadik taugeh..nampak gaya..penggunaan taugeh akan makin berkurangan ler pasni..
    msti segar taugeh yg tumbuh tu kan



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    Quote Originally Posted by antagenaiz View Post
    msti segar taugeh yg tumbuh tu kan

    segar lerr sbb byk vitamin dan serat dlm baja dia...



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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmy_ky View Post
    segar lerr sbb byk vitamin dan serat dlm baja dia...
    baja wana emas lg 2 mn ada jual kt kedai wakakaa tp pringatan smua ye jgn cuba nk korek baja2 tu dia siang hari,batal pose nti



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    Quote Originally Posted by antagenaiz View Post
    baja wana emas lg 2 mn ada jual kt kedai wakakaa tp pringatan smua ye jgn cuba nk korek baja2 tu dia siang hari,batal pose nti
    ni baja semulajadi..
    mesti taugeh tu kalo dh mkn nnti,rasa masin2 skit..



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    Kelakor gak lawak2 kat atas tu...


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