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    How Men & Women Differ...

    HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER

    NICKNAMES

    * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

    EATING OUT

    * When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    MONEY

    * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

    BATHROOMS

    * A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
    * The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

    ARGUMENTS

    * A woman has the last word in any argument.
    * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    CATS

    * Women love cats.
    * Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

    FUTURE

    * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    SUCCESS

    * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    MARRIAGE

    * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

    DRESSING UP

    * A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
    * A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    NATURAL

    * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    * Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    OFFSPRING

    * Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
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    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    * Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

    * What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
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    What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blahYOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah,NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW



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    Quote Originally Posted by ayam View Post
    HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER

    * What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
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    What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blahYOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah,NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW


    ROFL . . . . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Mahathir Mohamad
    I believe in open discussion and solving problems openly, Hiding things, being nice, does not take us very far. There is a defect in being nice because one is very likely to be taken for granted. And as far as I'm concerned I'm not going to be nice




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    last part suits me....arghh..so annoying la when they do that mumbling thing...

    nowadays they even do it in sms!!!! what a women.....
    love is a tragedy, hate comes after that, revenge is sweet.......... end it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by ayam View Post
    HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFERSUCCESS
    * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    just love da phrase "more money than his wife can spend"..hahahahha...duhhhh~!
    liverpool vs mu dis coming sunday..tdo lebih baik :D



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    banyak kebenaran dari penafian......



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    Quote Originally Posted by ayam View Post

    NATURAL
    * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    * Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
    What U mean by this ?



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    * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
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