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    10 ADEGAN TAK LOGIK DALAM DRAMA TV TEMPATAN

    Untuk renungan bersama...

    1. Seorang lelaki berjalan menuju ke
    pondok telefon
    dan memasukkan syiling. Kemudian dia
    mendail nombor
    yang hendah dihubungi. Setelah sahaja
    menekan nombor,
    tidak sampai dua saat dia sudah
    berkata... Hello. Satu
    adegan yang tidak logik sedangkan talian
    telefon
    memerlukan masa lebih kurang lima saat untuk
    disambung. Belum dicampur lagi masa yang
    diperlukan
    oleh si penjawab bangun, berjalan dan
    menjawab
    panggilan. Adegan tidak logik ini memang
    wujud dalam
    drama tempatan melayu sejak dahulu
    hingga kini.

    2. Dalam drama bersiri Gerak Khas,
    sebelum babak
    perbualan di pejabat polis, kamera fokus
    diluar ibu
    pejabat polis dimana terdapat dua
    anggota polis wanita
    berjalan seiringan keluar dan masuk...
    Dua anggota
    polis berkenaan muncul hampir setiap
    siri drama
    tersebut dengan gaya seperti orang
    berkawat malas.

    3. Kebanyakkan filem seram tempatan
    memaparkan banyak
    adegan menjerit. Pengarah filem tersebut
    lupa bahawa
    sebenarnya penontonlah yang perlu
    menjerit ketakutan,
    bukannya pelakon.

    4. Jika anda orang utara, pastinya anda
    meluat dan
    menyampah bila melihat pelakon-pelakon
    yang cuba
    berlakon dan bercakap loghat utara. Ini
    kerana mereka
    fikir mereka boleh membawa watak orang
    utara. Pada
    hakikatnya tidak.

    5. Dalam drama melayu, jika ada babak
    perbualan antara
    seorang wanita cina dengan ahli
    keluarganya, perbualan
    tersebut dalam bahasa melayu!!! Bukannya
    bahasa cina.
    Tetapi dalam drama cina pula, babak
    perbualan antara
    wanita melayu dengan ahli keluarganya
    adalah dalam
    bahasa melayu juga....

    6. Ayat yang sering digunakan dalam
    drama bersiri
    Gerak Khas.... "Tuan ada baca akhbar
    semalam?" .

    7. Satu babak dalam drama bersiri slot
    Samarinda...
    Seorang lelaki bekerja di pejabatnya...
    Tiba-tiba
    handphonenya berbunyi.. Handphone yang
    digunakan
    adalah jenis Nokia yang mengunakan
    ringtone polifonik
    tetapi bunyi yang kita dengar adalah
    bunyi handphone
    biasa (monofonik).

    8. Babak ini yang kelakar... Seorang pelakon
    memberitahu rakannya bahawa dia hendak
    menulis email
    kepada seseorang. Dia kemudiannya duduk
    di hadapan
    komputer dan mula menaip. Kamera yang
    ketika itu fokus
    pada monitor jelas menunjukkan pelakon
    berkenaan
    melulis email menggunakan Microsoft Word!!!.

    9. Dalam satu adegan dalam sebuah filem,
    satu babak
    tembak-menembak telah berlaku diantara
    polis dengan
    penjahat. Pihak polis menggunakan sebuah
    kereta
    Mitsubishi Lancer (evo berapa tak ingat)
    sebagai
    perisai dan berlindung di balik kereta
    berkenaan.
    Polis secara berterusan dihujani
    berpuluh-puluh peluru
    dari penjahat... Tetapi kereta tersebut
    hanya kena
    satu das sahaja.

    10. Semua filem seram karya penerbit
    tempatan akan
    berakhir dengan mimpi semata-mata. Anda
    tak perlu lagi
    ke panggung wayang... (Jika ada filem
    seram baru)
    kerana kesudahannya sudah anda ketahui,
    hanyalah
    mimpi. Ini adalah garis panduan yang
    telah ditetapkan
    oleh Lembaga Penapisan Filem.... ;D


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    sebab itu jgn salahkan penonton termasuk dara lah..
    tak berapa suka drama2 atau filem melayu..



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    drama melayu sedikit hmpeh kerna byk sgt follow up
    bollywood n hollywood..
    kite wat la malaywood ke,x pn greenwood kt gombak ke..



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    Aku memang x suke tengok citer Malaysia ni.

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    Wayang "Jangan Pandang Belakang" memang baguih

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Mahathir Mohamad
    I believe in open discussion and solving problems openly, Hiding things, being nice, does not take us very far. There is a defect in being nice because one is very likely to be taken for granted. And as far as I'm concerned I'm not going to be nice




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    haha..
    btuil2..
    bleh jd pengkritik ko nie suntat..
    bkn cter melayu jer..
    suma genre muvie cmnie..
    holiwud.boliwud.
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    cayalahhh suntat...kau memang kaki tv laaaa



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    byk ditujukan kepada cite gerak khas jek ni. tapi memang betol dan kelakar hahahaha. sume stereotaip. nak jimat kos kot
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    huhuhuhhu...koorg nie...info nie pun aku dapat dr member aku...aku pun bknnye layan sgt pun cite melayu...cuma cerita melayu yg btl2 menarik baru aku layan..



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    dr layan cerita melayu baik tgk cerita lucah eh silap x baik....
    dr tgk drama melayu baik layan cerita spangebob


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