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    Red face Angin (18sx)

    Seorang wanita India yang tinggal di estet, pada zaman British dahulu, telah dikahwinkan dengan seorang lelaki (bangsa India jugak).

    Tak lama lepas berkahwin, dia mula merasakan suatu perubahan ketara. Dia asyik muntah-muntah. Hairanlah mangkuk ni sebab sebelum kahwin tak muntah pun. Seminggu selepas "asyik muntah-muntah" tu dia tanya laki dia.

    "Ane, ini satu minggu dalam saya ada muntah juga. Dulu ini macam tada
    juga! Apa pasal la ane?

    "Ayo, sayang! Wungko ta tau ka?"

    "Ta tau la, ane."

    "Ini macam punya sakit lepas kawin punya dalam ada kena."

    "Ane, ada kena ka?"

    "Cit, rasykal! Jantan ta da kena. Pompuan juga ada kena."

    "Wo, itu macam. Sekarang saya ada paham."

    Dia pun tak tanyalah apa-apa lagi selepas itu. Tambahan pulak rasa loya tu
    kemudiannya beransur-ansur hilang. Tiga bulan kemudian, dia mula rasa
    pelik. Sebenarnya dia dah mula rasa pelik sebulan lebih dulu. Dia pun
    dengan penuh manja dan tangkap leleh, tanya lakinya.

    "Ane, saya tanya sikit boleh ka?"

    "Banyak mau tanya pun tira pa. Saya jawab juga kalu."

    "Ane ada tengok ka ini?"

    "Apa?"

    "Ini perut juga lama makin lama besar! Takut juga saya. Apa pasal ini macam?"

    "Ayo yo, chit. *****. Engko punya ama ta da kasi tau ka?"

    "Saya belum tanya juga!"

    "Belum kawin punya jam dia ta da kasi tau ka?"

    "Ta da juga!"

    "Sekarang lu pigi tanya. ***** punya pomblek."

    Terkulat-kulat bininya apabila diherdik lakinya. Sebelum tu lakinya tak
    pernah menyinga macam tu. Dia segera mendapatkan ibunya dan bertanya:

    "Ama, saya tanya juga mau satu hal."

    "Apa itu hal?"

    "Ama, saya punya perut hari makin hari besar. Takut la saya ama."

    "Ayo yo! Wungko punya laki ta mau kasi tau ka?"

    "Dia marah juga sama saya ini hal punya dalam."

    "Cit, cilaka punya menantu. Wungko kasi tanya sama dia baik-baik."

    "Tolong la ama, kasi tau. Ta da kalu saya mati."

    "Wokey, wokey! Ama kasi tau. Itu perut punya dalam angin juga duduk."

    Puaslah hati pompuan ni apabila mendapat tau jawapannya. Dia pun
    bersegeralah mendapatkan lakinya untuk menjelaskan sebabnya yang pada
    pandangannya memang telah sedia dimaklumi suaminya.

    "Ane, ane. Saya ama juga sudah kasi tau."

    "Apa dia cakap?"

    "Ini perut punya dalam angin juga ada. Itu pasaal la kumbong, bungkak."

    "Cit, ***** punya ama mantua."

    Terkejut biawak pompuan ni. Tadi dia yang jadi sasaran kemarahannya,
    sekarang emaknya pulak. Lagi tekejut dia apabila tiba-tiba je lakinya
    berdiri lalu menyingkap kainnya (dhoti) dan menunjukkan anunya seraya
    mengherdik:

    "Angin ya, angin masuk ka. Wungko punya ama butol-butol bodo. Apa, dia
    ingat ini batang pam basikal ka?!!"


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