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    Aloy Ask PCK bout 'SEX'

    Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
    Chu Beng's son, Aloysius..

    Aloy: Why is making love so
    enjoyable ?

    PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
    same like when you dig your nose with
    your finger mah!

    Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex
    more than men?

    PCK: Of course woman lah! When you
    dig-dig your nose, your nose feel
    better than your finger, right?

    Aloy: Why do women hate it when they
    get raped?

    PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the
    load(road), den someone come over and
    dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh?
    Don't pray-pray ah..

    Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have
    sex when she is having her menses?

    PCK: Oy !! If your nose bleeding,you
    still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use
    your blain(brain), use your
    blainnn ..........

    Aloy: Why is it most men don't like
    wearing condoms when they are making
    love?

    PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
    ah, you like to dig with a glove
    on your finger or not ? Not
    the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
    (correct) or not?

    Aloy: Why is making love carried out
    in private ?

    PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
    your blainnnnn.. You go and dig your
    nose in flont of your whole class
    izit?? Stupid lah!!

    Aloy: Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
    are very good.

    PCK: Aiyah...... best in Singapore
    and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!!


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    kes kes kes....very good idea la PCK



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    ok gak lawak dia..tp kekadang dia ni over sesangat...boring



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