TenkoFX ECN Gravity

+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11
  1. #1
    suci_bakawali's Avatar
    suci_bakawali is offline Angel Of Ehozarian
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    Happy
     
    suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute suci_bakawali has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Age
    34
    Posts
    1,172
    Points
    366.92
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    860

    Alahai menantuku.............

    pak kasim seorang yg tamak harta.. dia menawarkan anak dara suntinya yg cun melecun kepada golongan yg kaya raya sahaja.. suatu hari datang la seman, seorang usahawan muda ingin melamar anak pak kasim. beliau cukup sifat tanpa cacat cela tetapi beliau malas solat. setelah 3 hari berkahwin.. seman masih duk kat umah mentuanya. setelah azan maghrib berkumandang..pak kasim mengajak seman utk solat maghrib berjamaah. seman gelabah.. sebelum ini dia tak pernah solat. lalu seman masuk ke bilik untuk menemui isterinya. "yang.. camner ni.. abg tak penah solat ni" "takpe bang.. abg ikut je ape yg ayah buat" isterinya berbisik perlahan.. seman pun keluar untuk solat bersama pak kasim. setelah pak kasim takbir.. seman ikut takbir...lalu pak kasim membaca surah alfatihah.. "bismillahirrahmanirrahim..." seman pun turut membaca bismillah dengan lantang... "bismillahirrahmanirrahim..." aisyh! pelik menantu aku ni. mazhab mana yg dia ikut? setahu aku imam je yg baca kuat.. getus hati pak kasim.. pak kasim buat selamba. dia terus membaca surah al-fatihah. seman pun turut membaca surah al-fatihah dgn kuat seolah-olah seorang budak yg baru nak belajar mengaji. pak kasim pelik.. lalu dia terus berpaling ke belakang utk melihat seman. seman turut berpaling ke belakang kerana mengikut gerak langkah pak kasim. "ish! gila ke menantu aku ni??" pak kasim berjalan ke depan utk menjauhkan diri dari seman. seman turut berjalan ke depan mengikut langkah pak kasim. pak kasim terus melarikan diri melalui pintu depan dan terus menuju ke sawah di tepi rumahnya. seman terus berlari mengejar pak kasim sampai ke tepi sawah. tiba-tiba pak kasim tergelincir lalu jatuh ke dalam sawah padi. seman pun turut menjatuhkan badannya ke dalam sawah seolah-olah tergelincir. pak kasim pun terus bertanya kepada seman. "seman. apesal yg ko ikut aku sampai ke sawah ni?" "ayah.. susah ye nak solat maghrib ni. baru saya tau. sampai kena berlari.."


  2. FXOpen 468x60ms

  3. #2
    procodine's Avatar
    procodine is offline Regular Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    procodine is on a distinguished road
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    pokok sena, kedah
    Age
    31
    Posts
    217
    Points
    87.60
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    559
    pening aku dok baca.. buat peranggan mesti mantap.. huhuh



  4. #3
    antagenaiz's Avatar
    antagenaiz is offline King Of VNS
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    Cool
     
    antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Serdang
    Age
    33
    Posts
    15,156
    Points
    5,322.09
    Thanks
    482
    Thanked 523 Times in 282 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    28476
    anak sape la mnantu dia 2 ye



  5. #4
    since's Avatar
    since is offline Addicted Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    since is just really nice since is just really nice since is just really nice since is just really nice since is just really nice
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    east
    Age
    42
    Posts
    888
    Points
    284.70
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    626
    hahahaha...tu laaaa orang suruh solat tuuu



  6. #5
    s_bleeza is offline Hyper Active Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    Awesome
     
    s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute s_bleeza has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    KL
    Posts
    2,151
    Points
    714.91
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked 72 Times in 25 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    6512



  7. #6
    antagenaiz's Avatar
    antagenaiz is offline King Of VNS
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    Cool
     
    antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Serdang
    Age
    33
    Posts
    15,156
    Points
    5,322.09
    Thanks
    482
    Thanked 523 Times in 282 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    28476
    nsb bek r solat kt umah..klu pak mentua dia ajk g surau or masjid tah ape jd agknye ye



  8. #7
    kimmy_ky Guest
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    tu lah nak yg kaya harta..tp miskin ilmu agama..sampai nk solat pun x tahu langsung..



  9. #8
    valentine's Avatar
    valentine is offline Super Ehozarian II

    is bosan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    I am:
    Tired
     
    valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    where I be
    Posts
    4,698
    Points
    1,669.95
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    2947
    Aduh...sakit perut ketawa........Anak sapa la tu ekk...adeh...



  10. #9
    scarface's Avatar
    scarface is offline Full Time Supporter
    is itu ini begitu begini
     
    I am:
    Cool
     
    scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute scarface has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    helsinki
    Posts
    2,706
    Points
    269.72
    Thanks
    342
    Thanked 105 Times in 57 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    52391
    Quote Originally Posted by antagenaiz View Post
    nsb bek r solat kt umah..klu pak mentua dia ajk g surau or masjid tah ape jd agknye ye
    mesti dia duk atas kepala imam ms imam sujud



  11. #10
    valentine's Avatar
    valentine is offline Super Ehozarian II

    is bosan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    I am:
    Tired
     
    valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute valentine has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    where I be
    Posts
    4,698
    Points
    1,669.95
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    2947
    Quote Originally Posted by scarface View Post
    mesti dia duk atas kepala imam ms imam sujud
    Pesal laks....


  12. stp 468x60-en

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. Alahai Musim Raya Alahai Pilihan Raya Kecil...
    By headpux in forum Adult Conversation
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 14-10-2009, 02:10 PM
  2. alahai menantuku
    By headpux in forum Adult Conversation
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 15-05-2009, 10:59 PM
  3. Alahai [email protected]!
    By hpmfl2002 in forum Info & Selebriti
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08-05-2009, 03:43 PM
  4. alahai tok imam...
    By lia_4eva in forum Jokes, Pranks
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 05-03-2008, 03:21 PM
  5. ermm..alahai..
    By kimmy_ky in forum Ruang Lepaskan Geram
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 31-12-2007, 10:30 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Premium Ads
stp 160x600-en

Paid Ads

Moneybookers 180x60

FXOpen 125x125









Ehoza Ads
Ehoza Ads