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    Talking lelaki hamil ???

    Seorang lelaki yang badannya gendut naik keretapi. Penumpang pada ketika itu sangat penuh maka lelaki gemuk itu terpaksa berdiri. Tiba2 die berasa ada yang menyonggolnya lalu lelaki itu pun melihat ke belakang. Ooo… ada seorang ibu hamil sedang berdiri. Melihat wanita hamil itu maka lelaki gemuk itu bertanya…

    Lelaki Gemuk :Hai, akak bunting ya?
    Ibu Hamil : Takdelah! Sudah tahu tanya lagi. (kata wanita itu yang kesal dengan cara lelaki tersebut bertanya).
    Lelaki Gemuk : Isinya orang ya kak?
    Ibu Hamil : Ya! (dengan nada bengang lalu dia pula bertanya), Encik pun bunting ya?
    Lelaki Gemuk : Ya! Hahahahaaa!!!
    Ibu Bunting : (kerana berasa jawapan lelaki itu tidak sopan, die pertanyaannya), Isinya orang ya?
    Lelaki Gemuk : Bukan, isinya anak gajah! Hahahaa!!
    Ibu Buting : (Terkejut, lalu ketawa juga, hahahaa)
    Lelaki Gemuk :Laa kenapa akak ketawa?
    Ibu Bunting : Oh isinya anak gajah ya, patutlah belalainya terkeluar. (sambil menunjuk seluar lelaki yang lupa dikancing)


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    Haiyoo.. last time aku dengar belalai dirujuk sebagai that thing was in 1987 oleh pak ngah aku.. hahahahahh

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    kantoi2 laki tu..
    bsr mane la belalai gajah tu ek..
    tp setahu ak,blalai ni x leh sedut air,tp leh pancutkn air..



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