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    Talking kalau dh jodoh

    Kat bawah nii ada satu kisah kelakor yang diciterkan oleh sorang
    pompuan yang hanya mengenalkan dirinya sebagai Bedah Redah! Citer
    dia gini...

    Sebagai seorang kakitangan kerajaan... bila hari jemaat aje aku
    Suka balik umah.. pasal
    masa rehat dia panjang. Tapi hari Jemaat tu
    Hujan dengan lebatnya... So? aku tumpang office mate aku sampai depan
    umah.

    Rumah aku ni berbukit sikit... Sebelum turun.. akak tu janji nak
    Amik aku pukul 2.30 petang...

    Hujan
    kat luar masih lagi lebat... jam hampir ke 2.30 petang.. aku
    mandi dan semayang.... lepas tu bersiap siap tunggu akak tadi
    datang amik aku. Jam dah kul 2.35 aku dah risau.. mana akak ni.. tak
    sampai sampai lagi...office masuk kul 2.45 ptg.

    Tunggu punyer tunggu.. hah.. yang dinanti sudah pun tiba!!!! Keter proton warna cokelat matelik pun berenti kat depan rumah aku. Hujan
    punyerlah lebat... so aku amik surat kabo lipat tebal tebal takut tudung aku basah...lepas kunci pintu.. aku terus berlari turun...pasal rumah aku berbukit.. aku kene berlari hati hati..

    Sampai aje kat keta... aku tak tunggu lagi.. terus bukak pintu dan duduk kat tempat sebelah pemandu.. Tapi kenapa akak tu tak jalan.
    aku toleh kat sebelah... Ler... rupanya orang lain!!!! aku tengok orang
    tu..orang tu tengok aku.... Mulut orang tu siap ternganga lagi...

    Ish... saper ni?! Camana aku boleh silap ni... abih tu.. kat luar ujan lebat.. takkan aku nak kuar.. aku dengan muka macam kerang
    Busuk berkata,"Err. . bang boleh tulung hantar kat UTM tak?" Abang tu
    pun...tak jawap apa2 agaknya pasal masih tergamam lagi.. terus
    angguk.

    Sepanjang perjalanan aku diam... abang tu pun diam... masing masing
    masih gabra lagi.. aku lagi ler gabra. EnTah keter sapa aje aku
    main redah. aku malu.. bengang.. rasa muka aku dah di tepek-tepek ngan
    taik... aku berdoa semoga aku pengsan masa tu.. tapi sayang.. aku
    tak pengsan pun.

    Bila sampai kat destinasi... aku pun turun... lepas ucap tima
    kasih. Sampai kat opis aku tunggu kakak yang sepatutnya amik aku. Bila
    kakak tu sampai dia tanya aku, "Pergi naik apa? Kenapa tak tunggu?"

    Maka aku citalah peristiwa yang sadis tu.... Ya Allah.. kakak tu
    punyerlah gelak gila kat aku... Ishhh!!! Sungguh memalukan. Tapi
    itu cerita 3 tahun lepas... skang ni... Abang yang aku tumpang tu.. dah
    jadi suami aku He..he..he..

    Kekadang bila ingat balik.. ish.. malu sungguh. Suami aku pun kata
    masa tu dia ingat aku nak rompak dia.... he..he.he.he. aku pun
    tanya kenapa masa tu dia berenti kat depan rumah aku... Then.. dia kata
    dia nak amik beg duit kat seat belakang tu pasal dia berenti. Tapi tau
    tau aku pulak yang masuk..... He..he..he.. sampai skang ni.. dia masih
    ejek aku lagi pasal perisitwa kureng tu...

    Tapi kalau peristiwa tu tak berlaku. Maybe aku tak jumpa lagi suami aku
    yang sowang nih? ihiks!!


    Moral drp citer ni : tumpang jer mana2 balak yg ada keta untung2 buleh buat laki....


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    aku nak redah mamat bwk kete lamborghini ok tak???..



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    kimmy.. ko duk diam2.. biar aku yg redah keta mamat lamborg



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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmy_ky View Post
    aku nak redah mamat bwk kete lamborghini ok tak???..
    ku yg bwk lamborghini 2 dh taraf atok..ko nk gak ke kimmy



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    kalu aku tumpang je mane2 awek yg ader kete bole x?aku nk tumpang kete oweizmiz la...



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    naper keta aku? x yah tumpang.. ko duk kt blkg.. smpai kt destinasi ko bayar ikut meter.. xkisah nyer..



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    hohohoh...romantik siot cter ni...what a coincident...fate.....
    love is a tragedy, hate comes after that, revenge is sweet.......... end it!



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