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    Talking kisah malam pertama (memori remaind)

    Malam Pertama, Kedua dan Ketiga...... fficeffice" />>>



    Dalam keheningan malam penuh syahdu, Ramli masuk ke
    kamar kerana mengantuk. Dilihat isterinya sudah
    berselimut dari hujung rambut ke hujung kaki. Malu
    agaknya. Maklumlah malam pertama..." bisik hati Ramli.


    Dimatikanya lampu dan ia pun berbaring di katil.
    Dicelah2 saura kodok menyeru pasangannya, terdengar
    suara isteri berbisik, penuh romantis,
    "Buah papaya dah masak ranum, bila tupai nak datang
    merasa ?"
    "Dah, apa citer ni ?" tanya Ramli dlm hati. Separuh
    malam dia terbaring berfikir. "Oh, agaknya isteri ku
    teringat kampung halaman.. sian.. sampai mengigau?
    Takpelah, biarlah dia tidur" bisik hatinya penuh
    understanding.

    Mlm ke 2 adegan yg sama cuma dialognya agak berbeza.
    Bisik isteri "Sawah bendang dah siap dibajak, bila pak
    tani nak turun menyemai?" "kesiannya bini aku.. masih
    ngigau lagi.. aku mesti cari penawar !" Ramli
    bertekad.

    Esok harinya, Ramli bercerita pada ayah yg kebetulan
    datang untuk bertanya khabar `pengantin baru' "Lah.."
    keluh ayah Ramli, "aku antar belajar sampai
    Universiti, benda cam ni pun kau tak paham?"

    Ayahnya pun mula bercerita perihal adam & hawa, laila
    & majnun, romeo & juliet... (yg relevan untuk pegantin
    baru je!) Sepatah cakap orang putih "about the birds &
    the bees". "oh. cam tu." sengih ramli, "baru saya
    paham. Taulah apa nak buat malam ni!"

    Malam yg sangat ditunggu2 ramli pun tiba... adegan
    sama dikamar tidur.
    cuma kali ini isterinya membisu seribu bahasa. "lah..
    nape pulak senyap. takkan dia give up" tertanya2 si
    Ramli.

    Setelah sekian lama tanpa suara dari isteri, Ramli pun
    berkata, "Dah lapar betul rasanya perut, boleh tupai
    datang merasa?" Malam dingin semakin sunyi.. tak jawab
    pun... "Kain pelikat dak disinsing rapi, boleh pak
    tani turun menyemai ?" pun..masih takde jawaban...
    Ramli mencuba lagi.
    "Juruterbang dah siap sedia... boleh pesawat turun
    mendarat ?"
    Sayu sekali jawaban si isteri dari bawah selimut,

    "Maaf tuan... Landasannya baru saje banjir...!">>

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    da pnah ader da citer ni kt ehoza kn....



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    Quote Originally Posted by scarface View Post
    sory sy budak br belajar
    baru belajar takpe, sempat lagi belajar
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    time kasih. klu ade salah silap sy kt cni harap otai2 nasihatkan sy ye

    SAYA SERONOK SGT ON9 KAT CNI



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    Dah ada ke cite ni....hmmm....aku tak perasan plak......



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