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    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all ofhis money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

    And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

    Well, he died.

    He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there inblack, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

    She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

    Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word.

    I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

    "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

    "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

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    kuwa2...how come he can cash the cheque...very clever lo...
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    brilliant wife..this story mean that the husband doesn't like to share all the thing with his wife..so greedy..idiot!!



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    the husband is clever to make his wife promise it, but i wish im his wife..



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    How clever she is......I wish im the wife oso.....( I can get a lot of money.... )



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    me to i also hopely one day i will be like that wife
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    "Shall Never Have Rest In My Own."



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    Quote Originally Posted by astaroth View Post
    me to i also hopely one day i will be like that wife
    kuang! kuang! kuang!!.. nec wanna be wife?



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    Quote Originally Posted by oweizmez View Post
    kuang! kuang! kuang!!.. nec wanna be wife?
    opppss...???

    i think he meant 'bout how's the wife thingking...


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