stp 728x90-en

+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 13

Thread: lawak ke??

  1. #1
    rama_rama_malu's Avatar
    rama_rama_malu is offline Senior Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute rama_rama_malu has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    ganu kite
    Age
    32
    Posts
    365
    Points
    117.60
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    1873

    lawak ke??

    Ini adalah sebuah kisah benar mengenai Word Perfect Helpline (bantuan > berkenaan Word Perfect melalui telefon). Seorang pekerja di helpline ini telah diberhentikan. Walau bagaimanapun, pekerja ini telah menyaman Word Perfect atas dakwaan “Memecat Tanpa Sebab”. Inilah perbualan telefon pekerja berkenaan yang menyebabkan beliau dipecat:
    “Ridge Hall computer assistance; boleh saya bantu anda?”
    “Ya, err, Saya ada masalah dengan Word Perfect.”
    “Masalah bagaimana tu encik?”
    “Saya sedang menaip, tiba-tiba semua perkataan tersebut hilang.”
    “Hilang?”
    “Ya, ia hilang.”
    “Hmm. Macam mana monitor anda kelihatan sekarang?”
    “Kosong, tak ada apa-apa.”
    “Tak ada apa-apa?”
    “Blank, ia tak respon apa-apa bila saya menaip.”
    “Adakah anda masih didalam WordPerfect, atau anda telah keluar?”
    “Macam mana saya nak tau?”
    “Bolehkah anda nampak C: prompt pada skrin anda?”
    “Apa tu si-perom?”
    “Tak apalah, boleh tak anda gerak-gerakkan mouse anda di skrin?”
    “Cursor pun tak ada: kan saya dah kata ianya tak memberi sebarang respon bila saya taip.”
    “Adakah monitor anda ada power indicator?”
    “Monitor tu apa?”
    “Ianya adalah sebuah alat yang ada skrin padanya dan ianya berbentuk seperti TV.”
    “Adakah ianya mempunyai lampu kecil yang menyala bila monitor anda dihidupkan?”
    “Saya tak tahu.”
    “OK, kalau begitu cuba lihat di belakang monitor anda dan cuba cari socket dimana wayar power anda di pasangkan. Boleh nampak tak?”
    “Rasa-rasanya.”
    “Bagus. Ikut wayar tersebut hingga ke plug, dan adakah ianya dipasangkan pada soket elektrik di dinding anda.”
    “Yaa, terpasang.”
    “Masa anda lihat di belakang monitor tadi, perasankah anda ada dua wayar terpasang di belakang monitor anda, bukannya satu?”
    “Iya ke?.”
    “Sebenarnya ada dua. Sekarang saya nak anda pergi balik ke belakang monitor anda dan cari satu lagi wayar tersebut”
    “Okay, jumpa dah.”
    “Cuba ikut wayar tersebut dan beritahu saya samada ianya terpasang dengan ketat di belakang computer anda.”
    “Alamak tak sampai laa.”
    “Ok… boleh cuba jenguk-jenguk samada ianya terpasang atau tidak?”
    “Tak boleh.”
    “Tak boleh juga ke jika anda cuba panjat apa-apa seperti kerusi dan tengok kat belakang tu?”
    “Oh, saya tak nampak bukannya sebab angle tak betul, tapi pasal gelap.”
    “Gelap?”
    “Ya. Lampu pejabat ni terpadam dan satu-satunya sumber cahaya yang saya ada adalah dari cahaya tingkap.”
    “OK, kalau macam tu hidupkanlah lampu pejabat anda.”
    “Tak boleh.”
    “Tak boleh? Kenapa?”
    “Sebab kat pejabat saya “blackout”, tak ada elektrik.”
    “Blackout… tak ada elektrik? Aha, Okay, kita dah dapat penyelesaiannya sekarang. Anda masih mempunyai kotak, manual dan barang-barang pembungkusan semasa komputer ini dihantar?”
    “Ada… saya simpan kat dalam almari.”
    “Bagus. pergi ambil barang-barang tersebut dan unplug komputer anda. Kemudian bungkuskan sepertimana masa ianya baru-baru sampai dulu. Hantar balik ke kedai dimana anda beli dulu.”
    “Ehh? Ye ke? Macam tu sekali punya teruk ke?”
    “Iya, rasa-rasanya macam itulah.”
    “Err… okey lah. Nampaknya saya kena buat macam tu lah. Tapi nak cakap apa dengan pekedai tu?”
    “Beritahu mereka anda terlalu bangang untuk memiliki sebuah komputer.”
    Give thanks to ALLAH...
    For the moon and the stars..
    Praise HIM all day full..
    What is and what was..
    Take hold of your IMAN..
    Don't give it to syaitan..
    Oh U who believe..
    Please give thank to ALLAH..


  2. FXOpen 468x60ms

  3. #2
    budak2's Avatar
    budak2 is offline Senior Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute budak2 has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    360
    Points
    114.00
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 9 Times in 5 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    2580
    Heheheee bangang2



  4. #3
    joney's Avatar
    joney is offline Pengetua Ehoza

    is .............. dead!
     
    I am:
    Tired
     
    joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Pass Away
    Posts
    8,902
    Points
    3,593.64
    Thanks
    193
    Thanked 96 Times in 63 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    182690



  5. #4
    pejal_satria's Avatar
    pejal_satria is offline Hyper Active Member

    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute pejal_satria has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Age
    31
    Posts
    2,127
    Points
    691.87
    Thanks
    6
    Thanked 62 Times in 42 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    3369
    yang bangang tu dah tentu la bangang...tapi aku rasa yang melayan tu lagi la bangang



  6. #5
    dethro's Avatar
    dethro is offline Full Time Supporter
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute dethro has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Gombak :D
    Age
    34
    Posts
    811
    Points
    295.63
    Thanks
    47
    Thanked 19 Times in 17 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    862
    haha.. mmg tensen klu cmni..
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]



  7. #6
    azwanbiz's Avatar
    azwanbiz is offline Senior Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future azwanbiz has a brilliant future
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    bukit jalil
    Age
    38
    Posts
    461
    Points
    156.81
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    734
    apa lah bangang sangat ni



  8. #7
    astaroth's Avatar
    astaroth is offline Hall of Fame
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of astaroth has much to be proud of
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Hell Sith
    Posts
    1,900
    Points
    650.10
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    729
    Metal UnderGround Album Collection
    About Gallery Permission
    Speed You DSL Connection
    Naruto Shippuuden Episode List
    Ehoza Rules

    "I Have Made Candles Of Dead Men's Fat"
    "The Sextons Have Been My Slaves"
    "I Have Bottled Babes Unborn And Dried"
    "Hearts And Livers From Rifled Graves"
    "And My Prentices Now Will Surely Come"
    "And Carve Me Bone From Bone"
    "And I Who Have Rifled The Dead Man's Grave"
    "Shall Never Have Rest In My Own."



  9. #8
    antagenaiz's Avatar
    antagenaiz is offline King Of VNS
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    Cool
     
    antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute antagenaiz has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Serdang
    Age
    33
    Posts
    15,156
    Points
    5,322.09
    Thanks
    482
    Thanked 523 Times in 282 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    28476
    mmg bangang huhuhuhu



  10. #9
    since's Avatar
    since is offline Addicted Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    since is just really nice since is just really nice since is just really nice since is just really nice since is just really nice
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    east
    Age
    42
    Posts
    888
    Points
    284.70
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    626



  11. #10
    alfatih's Avatar
    alfatih is offline Ehoza's Freak
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute alfatih has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    ampang
    Age
    36
    Posts
    3,659
    Points
    1,231.90
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 33 Times in 14 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    2262
    adoiiiiii


  12. pamm 468x60-en

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. [NEW] ?Lawak Minggu Ini? Pelepas Rindu ?Maharaja Lawak?
    By aremeen in forum Info & Selebriti
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 26-07-2011, 10:19 AM
  2. Lawak Najib...sekadar lawak
    By antagenaiz in forum Jokes, Pranks
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 01-04-2009, 12:36 PM
  3. Replies: 119
    Last Post: 02-03-2009, 06:50 AM
  4. Lawak SMS II
    By HK23 in forum Jokes, Pranks
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 15-11-2008, 06:31 PM
  5. lawak-lawak ke?? kala lawak gelak la ek?? huhu
    By boyot87 in forum Jokes, Pranks
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 10-09-2008, 12:40 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Premium Ads
TenkoFX ECN Gravity

Paid Ads

Moneybookers 180x60

FXOpen 125x125









Ehoza Ads
Ehoza Ads