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    Bambang dan belut yang nakal...

    Kisah ini kononnya berlaku terjadi di Jakarta. . . . Pada suatu
    hari, si Bambang, yang usianya baru lima tahun, menghampiri ibunya
    lantas
    bertanya, "Ibu, pacaran itu maksudnya apa bu?" Si ibu agak bingung dan
    sedikit
    gelabah untuk menerangkan maksud "pacaran" itu kepada kanak kanak yang
    usianya baru melewati lima tahun. Namun, si Bambang terus mendesak untuk
    mengetahui maksud "pacaran" itu. Lalu, tanpa memikirkan apa-apa, si ibu
    berkata, "Kalau kau benar-benar mau tau maksud berpacaran itu, petang
    nanti
    tunggu di beranda rumah kita ini.

    Hari Sabtu begini, Susi, anak jiran kita itu biasanya akan berpacaran
    dengan Antonius. Antonius akan datang ke rumahnya dan keluar
    berjalan-jalan. Jadi, kau akan tahu maksud pacaran itu."

    Menjelang petang, Si Bambang pun menunggu di beranda rumahnya dan
    apabila
    hari sudah gelap, baru kelihatan si Antonius muncul. Kelihatan Susi
    sudah
    siap sedia menanti kedatangan pak wenya itu. Si Bambang terus melihat
    perlakuan dua kekasih ini tanpa disedari oleh mereka berdua.

    Bapak dan ibu ada di rumah?" tanya si Antonius kepada si Susi. Enggak
    ada,
    mereka pergi kenduri kahwin di rumah saudara sejak siang tadi. Mereka
    bilang, akan bermalam di sana," jawab si Susi. Bagus sekali. Kita bebas
    malam ini. Tak perlu keluar, di rumah
    saja sudah bisa," kata si Antonius sambil menjeling Susi yang tersenyum
    penuh makna.
    Disebabkan tiada orang tua di rumah itu, Antonius dan Susi berasa begitu
    bebas di rumah itu. Menjelang tengah malam barulah Antonius pulang tanpa
    disedari mereka bahawa segala perlakuan mereka diperhatikan oleh si
    Bambang
    dengan teliti.

    Keesokan harinya, si Bambang menghampiri ibunya lalu berkata bahawa dia
    sudah tahu akan maksud pacaran yang sebenarnya. Kalau sudah tau cuba
    ceritakan pada ibu apa pacaran itu," kata si ibu.

    Malam tadi, Kak Susi duduk berdua sama Abang Antonius di bangku. Tak
    lama
    selepas berbual, mereka saling menempelkan bibir dan Abang Antonius
    kemudiannya memandang muka Kak Susi yang merah. Beberapa detik kemudian,
    Bang Antonius memeriksa jantung Kak Susi. Tapi barangkali kerana tidak
    tau
    di mana jantungnya, Abang Antonius cuba menggosok-gosokkan tangannya di
    dada Kak Susi ke kiri dan ke kanan.
    Berikutnya, saya lihat Abang Antonius gelisah kerana barangkali berasa
    ada
    sesuatu di seluarnya. Memang benar bu, setelah zipnya dibuka ternyata
    ada
    seekor BELUT keluar dari seluar Bang Antonius.

    Kerana berasa kasihan melihat Bang Antonius, Kak Susi pantas menangkap
    belut tersebut dan cuba membunuhnya dengan meramas-ramas belut itu.
    Namun,
    belut itu tegar sekali, enggak mau mati bu walaupun diramas-ramas kuat
    oleh
    Kak Susi.

    Lantaran terlalu marah, Kak Susi lalu memakan belut dengan
    memamah-mamahnya
    namun saya lihat Bang Antonius masih merintih kesakitan kerana belut itu
    masih hidup. Ternyata walaupun belut itu sudah dimakan Kak Susi,
    nyawanya
    masih liat. Belut itu terus hidup bu malah makin kuat. Ia berdiri bu.

    Saya lihat Kak Susi kurang puas hati dan kerana kasihan dengan abang
    Antonius barangkali, Kak Susi lantas menanggalkan seluruh kainnya lalu
    menduduki belut tersebut supaya mati.

    Tapi belut itu benar-benar gagah bu. Ia masih tidak mati walau Kak Susi
    terus menghenyak-henyak belut tersebut berkali-kali. Abang Antonius
    terus
    merintih kesakitan kerana belut tersebut belum mati juga.

    Akhirnya, bu tak lama kemudian belut tersebut muntah lalu mati diduduki
    Kak
    Susi. Baru saya lihat Abang Antonius tidak merintih malah dapat
    tersenyum
    sambil menyatakan rasa terima kasihnya kepada Kak Susi." Selesai si
    Bambang
    bercerita, si ibu jatuh pengsan.
    Give thanks to ALLAH...
    For the moon and the stars..
    Praise HIM all day full..
    What is and what was..
    Take hold of your IMAN..
    Don't give it to syaitan..
    Oh U who believe..
    Please give thank to ALLAH..


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    ni lawak yg btol2 lawak. sampai termuntah2 belut tu kena duduk
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    Quote Originally Posted by apect View Post
    ni lawak yg btol2 lawak. sampai termuntah2 belut tu kena duduk
    utk mengajar budak tentang seks = = wahahaha



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