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    calon isteri ikut pekerjaan

    Ceritanya begini, suatu hati di Kampung Pandan, Kuala Lumpur,ada seorang ibu yang gusar kerana anak sulung lelakinya tak kawin-kawin lagi, so satu hari, si ibu
    pon bawakla calon-calon yang dirasakan sesuai untuk menjadi bakal menantunya, dia pun menjemput kesemuanya kedalam rumahnya.
    Lalu memanggil anak sulong lelakinya untuk memilih kut yang mana-mana dia berkenan...

    CALON PERAMA:

    Pekerjaan : Operator Telefon

    "Ala Mak...nih tak syiioookkkk....dia nih selalu cakap:

    SILA TUNGGU SEBENTAR,TUNGGU SEBENTAR"

    CALON KEDUA:

    Ciri-ciri : Kulit sawa matang, mata bulat dan besar,badan 100% bergetah, BUKITnya just nice

    Pekerjaan : Setiausaha

    Lalu sianak lelaki berkata "Nih lagi tak syyiiiooookkkk...asyik-asyik

    HARAP BERSABAR...BERSABAR"

    Siibu pon gelisah kerana kebanyakkan calon yang ditunjukkan tidak memenuhi kriteria anak lelakinya... lalu dia pon menjemput calon terakhir...

    CALON TERAKHIR:

    Ciri-ciri : Kulit gelap-gelita,mata sepet sikit, badan 99.99999% bergetah, BUKITnya kurang memuaskan

    Pekerjaan : Guru.

    Tanpa segan silu dan memikir panjang lalu si anak lelaki ini bersetuju untuk memilih calon ini. Lalu si ibu pon pening kepala lalu bertanya kepada anak lelakinya mengapa dipilih calon ini.Lalu anaknya pun memberitahu... "Hah! mak nih la syyiookkk sikit...kalau cikgu best sikit..pasal diaselalu cakap

    ULANG SEKALI LAGI, BUAT BANYAK-BANYAK, SALAH NIH,BUAT MACAM NIH 10 KALI LAGI, TERUSKAN..HAH..TERUSKAN DAH BETUL TUH..."

    Tiba-tiba adik lelaki tersebut yang berumur 10 tahun menyampuk plak...

    "Bang!!!....Konduktor bas mini lagi bagus bang.... Diorang selalu cakap....

    "NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...MASUK,MASUK.....

    MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

    MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI,LAGI BELAKANG SANA

    ...BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!...........


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    baru 10 tahun pn dh pandai tu huhuhu...terbelit usus2 aku baca lawak ko ni bes..bes...



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    syg skali calon bas mini dah takde kat kl nie...tempat lain ada kot..ahaks



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    zmn skank ni dak2 kecik mngalahkn org tua kalo bab2 sex ni..



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    Kecik2 dah pandai..biasa ni (nak kene babap tu)...



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