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    Bahaya Masturbasi bagi Wanita

    Lelaki pun boleh baca gak... boleh sampaikan kat bini atau aweks... hahaha



    Khas buat kaum wanita, terutama yang suka masturbasi

    Ada seorang wanita datang ke klinik, umur 50 tahun, penampilan masih oklah,

    dia mengeluh kencing kadang-kadang ada rasa sakit. Biasalah doktor

    pun melakukan pemeriksaan rutin termasuk menyuruh wanita itu periksa

    urinenya.


    Besok paginya si wanita itu kencing dan dimasukan ke botol

    lalu menyuruh pembantunya untuk bawa botol itu ke klinik, pada waktu

    itu hujan lebat dan pembantu si wanita itu tiba-tiba tergelicik,

    sehingga menyebabkan botol yang dibawanya pecah. Dia bingung nak minta majikannya

    kencing lagi takut, pasti kena hamuk, lalu dia berpikir, lebih baik aku

    ganti air kencingku aja daripada kena hamuk.


    Si pembantu itu

    pun cari botol dan kencing lalu dikirim ke klinik dan dia pulang sambil

    membawa resit tanda terima lalu diserahkan kpd majikannya.

    Keesokan harinya wanita itu datang ke klinik lagi, dan doktor itu

    terkejut melihat hasil urinenya, lalu bertanya kpd wanita itu:



    Doktor : Puan mempunyai suami?

    Wanita : Tidak, udah lama jadi janda, suami saya meninggal.

    Doktor: : Maaf, apakah puan punya boyfriend atau lelaki yang suka menemani puan.

    Wanita: Tidak, saya dirumah saja, kadang2 ikut kegiatan sosial sikit-sikit.

    Doktor jadi tambah bingung, tapi sebagai doktor mesti berwibawa dimuka

    pesakit, akhirnya doktor itu berkata:

    Doktor : Puannnnnn, dengan nada sehalus mungkin, dari hasil pemeriksaan





    air kencing yang saya jalankan saya mengucapkan tahniah kepada puan,

    kerana ternyata puan saat ini sedang mengandung, jadi mungkin

    rasa sakit kalau kencing itu diakibatkan kerana kehamilan puan dan

    untuk itu saya beri surat supaya puan dirujuk oleh doktor ibu mengandung untuk merawat kandungan puan.



    Muka si wanita itu tiba-tiba pucat, akhirnya dengan langkah longlai

    diaberjalan pulang. Sesampainya dirumah wanita itu lari kedapur dan

    membuka almari lalu mengambil TERONG UNGU YANG BESAR DAN PANJANG yang

    disimpannya, lalu dia membanting-banting terung itu ke meja sampai hancur sambil berkata:



    **** KAU TERONG...! **** KAU TERONG...! PASAL DEK KAULAH AKU

    MENGANDUNG, MACAMANA ANAK AKU NANTI RUPANYA, JANGAN-JANGAN NANTI MUKANYA UNGU,

    **** KAU! AKU TAK MAU PAKAI KAU LAGI!!!





    KWANG, KWANG, KWANG
    ~~~ pErAtI ~~~


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