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    A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father,

    "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"


    The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm.


    In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."


    "Onions?"


    "Yes, see them and they make you cry."


    This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum , how many kind of penises are there?"


    The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."


    "A Christmas tree?"


    "Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!"


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    aku bagi translation sikit laa...
    kalau dah ada kat sini tak pe kan??...


    satu keluarga sedang duduk di meja makan & menikmati supper. (mentong) kata org jawa...

    tiba-tiba anak lelakinya bertanya... "abah, payudara ada berapa jenis?"

    bapaknya terkejut lalu menjawab...
    "payudara ada 3 jenis nak... dlm usia 20an - payudara ni macam tembikai, besar pada lembut dipegang...
    dlm usia 30an hingga 40an - payudara ni macam buah pear, masih elok tapi nampak tergantung sedikit...
    selepas usia 50an - ianya seperti bawang."

    "bawang?" anaknya bertanya...

    "ya.. tengok aje boleh menitik air mata"...

    bini & anak pompuan yg duduk sama kat meja tu terasa dgn sindiran bapak mereka.. lalu si anak pompuan tu bertanya dgn emaknya pulak...

    "mak, ada berapa jenis b*atang kon*k kat dunia ni?"...

    si emak terkejut, kemudian tersenyum memandang kat lakinya.... lalu dia menjawab...

    "kalau adik nak tau... org lelaki akan melalui 3 fasa dlm hidupnya... dlm usia 20an - kon*k lelaki ni macam pokok balak, tegap dan keras...

    dlm usia 30an hingga 40an - ia macam pokok pisang, masih elok tapi dah lembut-lembut sikit...

    selepas 50an - ia macam pokok krismas."

    "pokok krismas?" tanya anak pompuannya...

    "ya, pokok yg mati dari akar ke pangkal dan bolanya hanya utk perhiasan saja"....


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