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    Jom bunuh syaitan!

    Seorang lelaki berusia lima puluhan tahun baru sahaja kematin isteri akibat penyakit kronik. Kemudian datang beberapa tawaran dari orang tertentu menawarkan beberepa perempuan untuk dijadikan isteri baru dan teman hidup barunya. Alasan mereka beliau perlu berkahwin semula
    memandangkan anak -anaknya sudah besar malah tinggal jauh di
    Bandar dan tiada orang yang akan menjaga makan, minum, sakit, pening si duda itu.

    Setelah meminta tempoh dan berfikir sedalam- dalamnya dia pun bersetuju untuk berkahwin.

    Selepas memilih dan beberapa orang calon isteri yang ditawarkan oleh orang kampong maka dia pun berkahwin dengan seorang perempuan yang agak muda berusia dalam lingkungan dua puluh lima tahun.

    Selepas majlis pernikahan mereka pun hidup bersama seperti pengantin baru yang lain.... ...

    Isteri barunya sering ke surau pada setiap petang khamis
    mengikuti kuliah agama yang sering diadakan secara mingguan dengan pesyarah jemputan yang diundang khas mengajar agama di kampong tersebut.

    Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau dia
    menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut.
    " abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/ bersetubuh kannn abang kann dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang betul maka pasangan
    tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan". Kata si suami "yerr kerr. Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai utuk bunuh syaitan kann, betul tak sayanggg" sambil ketawa. Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang.

    Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita
    bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". "tak pe...tunggula malam". Esoknya si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.

    Esoknya si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... ".

    Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ..........




    "ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang"


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