TenkoFX ECN Gravity

+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: Nak Anak!!!

  1. #1
    ayam's Avatar
    ayam is offline Ehoza's Advisor®™

    is Ehoza New Version
     
    I am:
    Happy
     
    ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute ayam has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Somewhere
    Posts
    2,686
    Points
    6,532.01
    Thanks
    65
    Thanked 177 Times in 101 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    189147

    Nak Anak!!!

    Sepasang suami isteri sudah lama mencuba utk mendapatkan anak. Setelah mendapatkan nasihat dari doktor, akhirnya mereka bersetuju utk menggunakan kaedah "anak tumpang" atau kata lain, isterinya itu akan menggunakan benih lelaki lain utk mengandung..

    Setelah bersetuju dan memilih bakal lelaki yang akan "menyedekahkan" spermanya, maka satu hari.. berkatalah si suami "Ok sayang.. abang pergi dulu... sebentar lagi lelaki tu akan datang..." (lelaki yang nak dermakan sperma dia)

    Sambil menunggu kedatangan penderma tersebut, tiba² muncul seorang jurugambar yang kerjanya ambik gambar² bayi.

    "Selamat pagi puan.. saya datang utk...." belum sempat habis bercakap, si isteri tadi memotong kata²nya dan berkata "oh ya.. saya memang menunggu awak.."

    "errr ye ke?" kehairanan photographer tu..

    "kalau macam tu..bagus la.. saya dah buat banyak bayi yang istimewa.. (maksudnya gambar bayi yang baik la.. )

    "Itu la yang suami dan saya harapkan.."kata si isteri.." silakan masuk.. dan duduk la.."

    "Hmmm macamana kita nak start???" tanya si isteri setelah beberapa ketika...

    "Serahkan pada saya puan... saya selalunya buat di bathtub... sekali kat atas sofa.. dan beberapa kali di katil.. kekadang kat atas lantai diruang tamu saja. itu pun seronok juga.. anda mesti suka..." kata lelaki tadi menerangkan tempat2 yang sesuai utk diambil gambar..

    "Bathtub??? atas lantai...??? Patutlah ianya tak pernah berkesan pada saya dan suami.. kami selalu lakukan di bilik tidur saja.. "jelas isteri....

    "Puan, tak da orang yang boleh gerenti ianya baik setiap kali.. tapi kalau kita pelbagaikan posisi dan saya shoot dari beberapa angle.. saya jamin... anda akan suka dengan resultnya... Si isteri tercengang...

    "Puan..dlm keja saya nie..seseorang mesti mengambil masa sikit..saya suka berada diluar dan didalam buat beberapa ketika.. tapi tentu puan tak suka..

    "Macam saya tak tau???" kata si isteri.. Photographer tadi mengeluarkan gambar2 bayi yang sungguh comel dari briefcasenya.. "yang ini saya buat masa di atas bus kat London..

    "Hah!...atas bas????" terkejut si isteri...

    "Yang kembar ini plak memang tak disangka2.. bila anda tau bahawa memang susah nak bekerjasama ngan emaknya.. " kata photograper tadi..

    "Emaknyer susah nak bekerjasama????" tanya si isteri..

    "Ya... memang susah.. sehingga saya terpaksa bawa dia ke Hyde Park utk buat keja dengan baik.. orang ramai mengerumuni kami ketika itu..utk melihat dengan jelas apa yang kami lakukan..."

    "Di depan public???"tekazut si isteri. "Ya..dah tu..lebih kurang 3 jam baru selesai.. emaknya.. menjerit.terpekik.. sehingga saya tak boleh nak concentrate.. bila tupai2 dah datang menghampiri alat saya.. saya terpaksa berhenti melakukannya.. " cerita si Photograper..

    "awak maksudkan tupai² tu really usik awak punya....alat???" tanya si isteri..
    "Ya puan... tak per la.. Puan dah bersedia ker.. Saya akan siapkan tripod.... lepas tu kita akan mulakan..

    "Tripod????" nak buat aper..??? "tanya si isteri..

    "OH..itu utk laraskan alat saya nanti... ianya terlalu besar utk saya pegang lama-lama.. "

    "er puan.??? Puan??? laaa.. dier pengsan!!!


  2. FXOpen 468x60ms

  3. #2
    joney's Avatar
    joney is offline Pengetua Ehoza

    is .............. dead!
     
    I am:
    Tired
     
    joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute joney has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Pass Away
    Posts
    8,902
    Points
    3,593.64
    Thanks
    193
    Thanked 96 Times in 63 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    182690
    hahahahaaa... lawak ditengahari betol la ko ni ayam...



  4. #3
    mr.buragas's Avatar
    mr.buragas is offline Addicted Member
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    mr.buragas has a spectacular aura about mr.buragas has a spectacular aura about
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    kinrara pu
    Age
    33
    Posts
    948
    Points
    302.80
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    578
    nasib bek isteri die pengsan...
    love is a tragedy, hate comes after that, revenge is sweet.......... end it!



  5. #4
    maxpda's Avatar
    maxpda is offline Full Time Supporter
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    Cool
     
    maxpda is on a distinguished road
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Teluk Inta
    Posts
    594
    Points
    205.20
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    571
    kahkah...salah paham



  6. #5
    suntat's Avatar
    suntat is offline DieHardFan Member

    is KaCaU BiLaU
     
    I am:
    Tired
     
    suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute suntat has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Msih Mcari
    Age
    34
    Posts
    1,114
    Points
    381.23
    Thanks
    82
    Thanked 39 Times in 14 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    3941
    huhuhuhuhuhuhu...best2.... bro..



  7. #6
    kitaro's Avatar
    kitaro is offline Official Photographer


    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute kitaro has a reputation beyond repute
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Ulu Klang,
    Posts
    2,267
    Points
    1,237.72
    Thanks
    36
    Thanked 147 Times in 75 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    19822
    nie lah padahnya kalo tak sabor...



  8. #7
    dewi pujangga's Avatar
    dewi pujangga is offline Regular Member
    is ermmmmmm
     
    I am:
    Hungry
     
    dewi pujangga is on a distinguished road
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    melaka
    Posts
    251
    Points
    90.37
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
    Credits

    $ 1
    Rep Power
    555
    Quote Originally Posted by kitaro View Post
    nie lah padahnya kalo tak sabor...

    tul lah tu..... tak sabar tul.... kan dah pengsan dah.. isk..isk..isk..


  9. pamm 468x60-en

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. Bila Rumah Gaddafi Dan Anak-Anak Digeledah Tentera Pemberontak
    By prodigy in forum X-Files, Mistery, Amazing
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 01-11-2011, 10:21 PM
  2. Anak-anak Syed Kechik gagal capai penyelesaian
    By boy85 in forum Isu Semasa 2010
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 29-06-2010, 04:38 PM
  3. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 27-11-2008, 05:59 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Premium Ads
TenkoFX ECN Gravity

Paid Ads

Moneybookers 180x60

FXOpen 125x125









Ehoza Ads
Ehoza Ads