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    Pokok Kelapa


    Tersebut lah kisah tentang si Minah yg sewel separuh otak dek kerana jatuh dari katil kerana aksi tidur yg agak lasak... pusin sana pusin sini.. last last terjatuh mereng kepala hotak separuh....hehehe...

    oke... tersebut lah kisah, satu hari dimana Ibunya sedang tengah sebuk memasak hidangan tengahari....

    Ibu : Minahhhhhhhh.... meh tolong mak sat... gi kedai Pak Abu duda tu tolong belikan mak Santan Kelapa....!!

    Minah: oke mak ....bak sepuluh rengget..!

    Ibu: Ape nye sampai sepuluh ringgit nak beli santannya Minah oiii....!! Nah amik seringgit ni belikan mak santan...

    Si Minah pun bergegas ke kedai runcit Pak Abu duda.. yg tak berapa jauh dari umah... adelah 80 meter jauhnye... sesampai ke kedai Pak Abu... kelihatan ramai anak2 muda dan belia kampung sedang bermain Dam haji ditepi kedai si Pak Abu....

    Minah: Pak Abu ...!! Pak Abu !! Mak nak soh kita beli Santan kelapa lah... nah seringgit... Mak kata cukup ni...!!

    Pak Abu dan bebudak muda2 semua ambil acuh tak acuh dengan kehadiran si Minah yg depa tau mereng separuh hotak ni... tak kuasa depa nak amik pot.... Si Rizal... tetiba membisikan sesuatu kepada telinga si Pak Abu duda yg duduk disebelahnya,.... si Pak Abu duda pun lalu menyahut dan menyapa si Minah kembali...

    Pak Abu: Minah.....Mmmmm cantik skirt awak..!! hehe,.... mmmm okay...sebenarnya santan dah abih.... kelapa belum sempat petik kat pokok kelapa tu hah... lutut pak Abu ni dah tua tak bule memanjat dah.... camnilah.. kalu Minah tolong panjatkan... Pak Abu kasik Freeeeee.......(Sambil senyum sinis kepada semua yg tengah main dam kek situ)

    Minah : Tinggi lahh Pak Abu.. mana sampai......!!

    Pak Abu : Uiissssshhhhh.... ade tangga ni hah.... kami semua ni pegang tangga kat bawah, sambil Minah panjat atas amikan kelapa tu.. (jerat pak abu menskodeng si Minah mereng kian masuk jarumm.....)

    Minah : Mmmmmm... okey kot... tapi pak abu semua pegang baik baik tau tangga ni.... nanti Minah campak kelapa kat bawa... sambut tauuuu!!!

    Pak Abu ngan Ulat2 dam : Boley ajaaaaaaaaa.........

    Si Minah pun memanjat.... dan tercapai lah hajat si Pak Abu ngan kaum nya melayan nafsu menskodeng si Minah...!!!

    Setiba di rumah dengan santannya...

    Ibu: Ape kene sampai sejam ko ni pegi beli santan kat kedai tu hahh Minah!!! Mana ko merewang pulak tadi..??

    Minah : Eh takdelah Mak... tadi Pak Abu tu soh Minah yg panjat sendiri pokok kelapa tu.. pastu dia kasik lah santan tu free kat Minah... nah amik serenget balik..!!

    Mata mak minah tetiba mebulat terkejut......

    Ibu : Apaaaaaa!!!!!! yg ko pegi ikut cakap diorang tu kenapa??? diorang tu amik kesempatan kat engkau lahhhhhhhhhhh!!! (tempik ibu si Minah maraah!! )

    Minah: iye ke mak??? mana [email protected]!!

    Ibu: Hissshhh ape nak jadi dengan kau ni.... Pak Abu tu semua cuma nak ambil kesempatan kat engkau... depa nak intai kat dalam skirt kau tu hah...!!!

    Minah: lah... apsal pulak diorang nak tengok kat dalam skirt ni??? (tanya Minah bingung?? )

    Ibu: haissshhh... umur je dah 25!!! penat lah Mak nak eksplen kat kau ni... diorang nak intai seluar dalam kau tu lah.... (muka mak Minah makin merah dek marah!!)

    Tetiba si Minah gelak tak ingat...!!!! membuatkan maknya kehairanan tahap maksimum.......

    Minah: Hahahaha...haha..***** lah diorang tu mak....!!

    Mak: Apahal dengan ko ni....? Apa pulak tak kene ni??

    Minah: AHAHAHAHAa.... kalu diorang ingat diorang pandai... Minah lagi pandai lah mak.......!! jangan risau lah mak...diorang tak dapat tengok lah suar dalam
    Minah tadi....Conferrrrrm!!

    Mak: lah iye ke.... kamu kata kamu... (belum sempat mak minah menghabiskan pertanyaan...

    Minah: Minah tak pakai suar dalam lah Mak !!!

    Mak: *&%()% Pengsan...


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    Quote Originally Posted by joney® View Post
    crite pengalaman ko ke owei? hehe
    pak abu yg best ni same yg mcm abu kat ehoza ni ke..

    sbab perangai cam same je...jeng jeng jeng..
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    ni mesti abu yang kat ehoza punya keja nie..
    hahahha...
    apa nak jadik la abu nie....
    awat yang hang jadik lagu nie...
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    Kesian kat mak si Minah tu.. terkejut beruk lalu pengsan.. Minah.. minah..



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    wakakaka untung pak abu tu ahaks



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