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    Talking Lawak Malam Pengantin

    Pak Arab

    Ditakdirkan seorang gadis Melayu telah berkahwin dengan Pak Arab yang kaya raya. Malam pertama babak asmara bermula......
    Gadis : Pak Sheikh...ana takutlah...ana tak biasa....Pak Sheikh jangan ganas-ganas ye......
    Pak Arab : Baiklah....anta bukaklah dulu.....
    Gadis : Tak boleh....ana malu....Pak Skeikh bukalah dulu.....
    Pak Arab : Baik....hah tengok ni.......
    Gadis : Waw!....Waw!....Waw!....
    Pak Arab : Bukan!....Bukan....Ini bukan Waw...Ini Aliffff!.......
    Gadis tersenyum...................


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    Perkahwinan Jenab dan Abu di sambut dengan meriah sekali.. Dihadiri oleh kaum keluarga dan sahabat handai.. Walaupun Jenab tidak menyetujui perkahwinan ini.. dia pasrah dan berserah...tapi dalam hatinya takut akan malam pertamanya...

    Pada malam pertama.....

    Ibu jenab menasihatkan supaya Jenab masuk kebilik... "Tak pa nak Sakit sikit aje.. Kalau ada apa-apa panggil aje ibu diluar".....

    Setelah masuk ke bilik... Abu mula membuka wayang...

    Abu pon berkata "jenab bukak la..." jenab menjawab... "abang la buka dulu..." "tak abang bukak dulu" setelah lama berdalih itu dan ini maka abu pon mengaku kalah "baiklah abang buka dulu katanya" walaubagaimana pon hatinya resah dan gelisah takut Jenab tak dapat menerimanya..

    Dengan perlahan Abu membuka kain sarungnya.... Melompat dan memekik Jenab sambil memanggil emaknya yang berada diluar.... " MMMMMAAAAAAAKKK !!!!!! SATU KAKI"........... maknya menjawab "UNTUNG KAU NAK... BAPAK KO 6 INCHI AJE"..

    Tiba-tiba jenab keluar dari bilik...rupa-rupanya suaminya Abu cacat sebelah kaki...



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    Tipah Makan Kangkung


    Di sebuah kampung jauh di pendalaman Malaysia ade sepasang kekasih yang baru mendirikan rumah tangga bernama Amran dan Tipah......
    Pada malam pertama perkahwinan mereka, puas Tipah nak ajak Amran untuk bersama.. tapi amran tetap menolak.. maklumlah penat seharian melayan tetamu tambah lagi perjalanan untuk kerumah Tipah mengambil mase lebih lapan jam... ajak punye ajak tetap amran tolak .......
    Geram punye pasal, Tipah pun terus hisap amran punye 'BARANG'.... Disebabkan amran ni lurus punye orang...
    die pun terfikir..." ish barang bini aku ni ade gigi ke.." dipendekkan cite esok pagi sewaktu mandi.. (dorang ni mandi kat sungai.. maklumla pendalaman..) Tipah dah gi mandi dulu dan die nampak amran datang.. disebabkan mandi bogel dan malu punye pasal, Tipah terus tarik kangkung yang ade dalam sungai tu untuk tutup die punye 'barang'.. bile amran nampak je die pun terus terkejut.. "kompom 'barang' bini aku ade gigi... siap boleh makan kangkung lagi....!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by antagenaiz View Post
    Pak Arab

    Ditakdirkan seorang gadis Melayu telah berkahwin dengan Pak Arab yang kaya raya. Malam pertama babak asmara bermula......
    Gadis : Pak Sheikh...ana takutlah...ana tak biasa....Pak Sheikh jangan ganas-ganas ye......
    Pak Arab : Baiklah....anta bukaklah dulu.....
    Gadis : Tak boleh....ana malu....Pak Skeikh bukalah dulu.....
    Pak Arab : Baik....hah tengok ni.......
    Gadis : Waw!....Waw!....Waw!....
    Pak Arab : Bukan!....Bukan....Ini bukan Waw...Ini Aliffff!.......
    Gadis tersenyum...................



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    Quote Originally Posted by race View Post
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