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    Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan.

    Pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami
    dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "Ayang,
    period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak
    pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."

    Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat
    dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa
    pun tentang perkhabaran gumbira ini sehingga
    ianya benar-benar pasti.

    Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh
    pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakan
    dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka.

    Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata: "Ini rumah En. Ahmad
    ker?" "Ya, saya ni isterinya. Ada apa encik?"

    Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan
    lewat, saya dah tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss
    saya marah."

    Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas
    balik cakap pegawai TNB tu.

    "Apa? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yg saya ni
    sebulan lewat?!"

    Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab:
    "Ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam
    komputer dan kita boleh check Online"

    Kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si isteri tu
    lagi terkejut. "Apa!!! Saya lewat sebulan pun
    awak semua boleh tahuuu!"

    Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan
    "Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada
    yang lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"

    Si isteri yang terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan
    pegawai tu pun berkata, nanti saya bincang dengan
    suami saya. Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun beredar
    dari situ.

    Keesokan harinya, selepas si Ahmad ini di beritahu
    oleh isterinya. Dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti
    dan pergi ke kedai TNB yang berdekatan.

    Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai
    TNB yang ramai di situ, dia pun memekik seraya
    berkata,

    "Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun
    nak heboh-hebohkan ke dalam Internet. Awak ni
    semua yang berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan
    kerrrr?!! Bisness apa korang buat niii?
    Nak kena saman kerr?

    Lalu pegawai yang datang kerumah si Ahmad ni
    berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "Sabar encik,
    sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan
    perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu
    membuatkan si Ahmad lagi naik berang.

    "Apa? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."

    Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap "Kalau macam tu,
    Kita terpaksa 'potong' encik punya...."

    Si Ahmad mencelah "apa? potong?! Abih tu isteri
    saya di rumah nak pakai apa?"

    Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanya
    isteri encik kena pakai LILIN ajer laaaa...."

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