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    ha'ah , benar dan betul

    "Seorang pelancong Australia nampak kebingungan ketika mencari sebuah
    restoran makanan barat di Jalan Pasir. Tak lama kemudian seorang budak
    kecil melintas didepannya.. dan tanpa fikir panjang dia cuba bertanya pada
    budak kecil itu dengan bahasa melayu yang kucar kacir.
    "Maaf dik.. tumpang tanya.. Apa betul ini jalan Pasir?"
    Budak kecil itu mengangguk sambil menjawab... "ha'ah" Pelancong itu tidak
    faham perkataan 'ha'ah'.
    Namun kerana budak kecil itu mengangguk. Dia yakin bahawa jawabannya adalah
    betul.

    Masih dalam kebingungan.. melintaslah pula seorang remaja di depannya. Lalu
    sekali lagi dia bertanya.. "Maaf dik.. tumpang tanya... Apa betul nama
    jalan ini adalah jalan Pasir?"
    Budak remaja itu mengangguk sambil menjawab, "Benar"
    Nampaknya pelancong itu tidak juga memahami perkataan 'benar'.
    Namun kerana budak remaja itu mengangguk.. dia yakin yang jawabannya adalah
    betul.

    Masih dalam kebingungan, melintaslah pula orang dewasa.. lalu pelancong itu
    segera bertanya
    "Maaf encik.. saya tumpang tanya... Apa betul nama jalan ini Jalan Pasir?"
    Orang dewasa itu mengangguk sambil menjawab, "Betul."

    Akhirnya pelancong itu merasa puas.. tapi masih kehairanan.. lalu Untuk
    menghapus rasa keraguannya.. dia bertanya lagi.. "Saya keliru.. Tadi saya
    bertanya kepada budak kecil, tapi jawabannya 'ha'ah'.. lalu saya bertanya
    kepada seorang remaja muda dan jawabannya 'benar'. akhirnya saya bertanya
    kepada encik dan encik menjawab 'betul', tapi semuanya mengangguk.
    Sebenarnya mana yang betul?"

    "Oh, itu maksudnya sama aja.. Kalau yang menjawab 'ha'ah' bererti latar
    belakang pendidikannya sekolah rendah aje... Kalau yang menjawab 'benar',
    orang itu latar belakang pendidikannya pasti sekolah menengah.. dan kalau
    yang menjawab 'betul' itu pastinya orang itu ada sarjana," jawab orang
    dewasa itu...

    "Jadi.. Anda tadi menjawab 'betul', bererti snda seorang sarjana ya?" tanya
    Pelancong lagi..
    Orang dewasa ini terus mengangguk sambil menjawab, "ha'ah"


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    hahahaha... moral : jangan menjawab pertanyaan dengan ha'ah...



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    ha'ah lah...betul lah citer org tua tu...
    bergeliga otaknya boleh buat batu cincin laaa....



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    hehehe..
    blwh jadi teka teki nie..
    orang tua tue pendidikan sampai mana?



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    aku teka dia mesti lepasan sekolah atap...
    dah habis belajar, dia jadi penjual kitab...



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    ayark..
    sampai gtu skali ker abu.



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    Ha'ah.....betul dulu dia ada jual kitab kat Jalan TAR, KL...
    Citer ni memang benar..bukan rekaan....



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    padan ler ngan gambar abu tue..
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    hidung kembang aku tu camner nak kasi mancung skit erk..
    sape ada petua...Banyak sgt oksigen yg aku sedut..sampai berlebihlah...
    kembong perut aku...sian lah kat aku..


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