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    Talking Why Singapore Girls Can Never Win Pageant...

    This has been forwarded many many times but stil damn funny
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    Singapore Girls can never win pageant

    One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always
    ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or
    higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years
    ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA,
    Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked ? simple questions:

    MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
    Miss USA: Lamp
    Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
    Miss Singapore: LADIO
    Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

    MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with
    the letter "L"
    Miss USA: Lion
    Miss Malaysia: Leopard
    Miss Singapore: LABBIT
    Judge: No, no, no!

    MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
    Miss USA: Lexus
    Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
    Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
    Judge: Oh my God!

    MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruitstarting with the
    letter "L"
    Miss USA: Lemon
    Miss Malaysia: Lychee
    Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

    This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss
    Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was
    having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

    Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
    Miss USA: Lung (applause)
    Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
    Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU
    The Judges fainted..!!!


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    serious.. this kind or bad jokes.. but damn funny..



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