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    wanita cantik dan bangunan 80 tingkat..

    Seorang wanita cantik dan seksi terjatuh dari tingkat 80 sebuah
    bangunan.Sampai jer di tingkat 70, seorang lelaki Inggeris berjaya
    menyambutnya.

    Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya...

    Lelaki Inggeris : Sama2, tapi anda harus membalas budi...

    Wanita : Bagaimana?

    Lelaki Inggeris : Tidur dengan aku....

    Wanita : Tak guna, kau ingat aku pelacur?! Tidak!!

    Lelaki Inggeris : Baiklah kalau begitu...

    Lelaki Inggeris itu melepaskan semula wanita itu.
    Di tingkat 50, seorg lelaki Perancis berjaya menyambut wanita itu.

    Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya...

    Lelaki Perancis : Sama2, tapi anda harus membalas budi...

    Wanita : Bagaimana?

    Lelaki Perancis : Tidur dengan aku...

    Wanita : Tak guna!! Aku tak mahu!

    Lelaki Perancis : Kalau begitu, tak guna aku selamatkan kamu...

    Lelaki:Perancis itu melepaskan semula wanita itu.

    Dari tingkat 50,40.. dan 30,tidak ada sesiapa pun yang
    dapat menangkap wanita itu. Wanitaitu mula ketakutan dan berharap,
    jika ada orang yang menyelamatkannya, dia tidak lagi kisah jika terpaksa
    tidur dengan orang tersebut. Akhirnya di tingkat 20, seorang lelaki Arab berjaya
    menyambut wanita itu.

    Belum sempat lelaki Arab itu bersuara, wanita itu terlebih dahulu
    berkata-kata...

    Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya.. Sebagai membalas
    jasa, saya akan tidur dengan anda.

    Lelaki Arab : Astaghfirullah..
    (lalu melepaskan semula wanita itu kerana terkejut..)



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    Muahaha.. majulah sukan untuk negara!



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    Terkejut pak arab... tetiba ada yang volunteer..



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    Quote Originally Posted by s_bleeza View Post
    Terkejut pak arab... tetiba ada yang volunteer..
    pak arab ni bengong skit kot..pasal setahu aku pak arab ni pantang tgk awek asia..ketat katanya..ni org g haji la yg citer kat aku..katanye sape yg bawak bini tu kene jage2 skit bile naik teksi kat mekah ni..biar isteri keluar teksi dulu..kalau suami keluar dulu nanti drebar tu terus bawak lari bini tu pastu apelagi....... dah selesai ditinggalkan tepi jalan...ramai orang cter benda macam ni kat aku...



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    Time Pak Arab pulak dia pegi offer...
    Aku tangkaplah tingkat 10 nanti..

    Life is poetry in motion...!!
    Always Mizundastood!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by s_bleeza View Post
    Terkejut pak arab... tetiba ada yang volunteer..
    yalo terrkejut.....tp kat tingkat 10 ada orang lagi tangkap dan lepas.....kemungkinan x mati....patah tulang saja la~.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by jokerwt1v View Post
    yalo terrkejut.....tp kat tingkat 10 ada orang lagi tangkap dan lepas.....kemungkinan x mati....patah tulang saja la~.....
    pepandai ko jek tuka jalan cite....



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