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    MATH..MATH..MATH

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

    Smart boss + dumb employee = production

    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
    can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
    love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
    to understand her at all.



    LONGEVITY :l

    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a
    lot more willing to die.



    MEMORY
    Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in
    two people remembering the same thing.



    APPEARANCE

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
    doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
    she does.



    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
    argument.



    COMPREHENSION

    There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
    before marriage and after marriage.



    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
    MARRIED:

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
    ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
    started doingthe same thing to them at funerals.
    'yOu tALk tHe tALk bUt CaN yOu wALk ThE WaLK? '


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    interesting,,,menarik sungguh..agak betul la fakta2 kat atas ni..tp mesti ramai xnak ngaku ni...



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    Life is poetry in motion...!!
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    Hmmm...aku tk phm lngsung.. Ceh!


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