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    Lightbulb Haram Menikah Dengan Gadis Satu Kampung

    JAKIM telah mengeluarkan fatwa baru.
    Setelah diadakan perbincangan dan diskusi di antara para pemimpin,
    JAKIM dan ahli ulama' memberikan fatwa pada tanggal 3 February tahun
    2006:

    "HARAM HUKUMNYA BAGI SEORANG MUSLIM LAKI-LAKI UNTUK MENIKAH DENGAN GADIS SATU KAMPUNG"

    Fatwa JAKIM ini telah menimbulkan perdebatan dan bantahan yang sangat
    sengit antara yang pro dan kontra. Bahkan banyak pihak yang menyatakan
    bahawa JAKIM telah mengambil keputusan yang tidak munasabah dan
    terburu-buru. Wartawan Berita Harian telah meminta pegawai kanan JAKIM
    untuk memberi ulasan yang mendalam sebab sebab JAKIM mengeluarkan fatwa
    sedemikian. Inilah isi wawancara tersebut:

    Wartawan: Bagaimana JAKIM boleh mengeluarkan fatwa haram untuk menikahi
    gadis satu kampung?

    Pegawai Kanan: Bagaimana tidak haram, sedangkan menikahi empat orang wanita
    sahaja sudah berat, apalagi kalau menikahi 'satu kampung'...!!! Kau dah
    'gilo'?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by astaroth View Post
    serisu aku cakap cam sialllllll artikel niii baca punya baca aku tekena
    aku pung lg le terkene..tu yg aku post kat sini tu..bio org lain pung terkena gak..hahah ah..



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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.buragas View Post
    aku pung lg le terkene..tu yg aku post kat sini tu..bio org lain pung terkena gak..hahah ah..

    SATU KAMPUNG tekena.. hahahah...

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    tak pasal2 aku pun terkena gak



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    Quote Originally Posted by fonso View Post
    tak pasal2 aku pun terkena gak
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    Nie fatwa JAKIM ke JAKIE.....



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    macam ke harammm....



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    Hehe!..melayang semangat aku baca artikel nih...siot jek..Ceh!



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