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    Nasib seekor toyol

    Nasib seekor toyol
    Namaku toyol. Aku adalah seorang makhluk berkepala botak dan amat menakutkan. Kerja aku adalah mencuri wang dari manusia atas arahan tuanku.

    Jika tuan aku inginkan wang, dia akan mengarahkan aku mencuri di rumah jiran sekampung ataupun jiran kampung sebelah. Biasanya, aku tak curi kesemua wang. Aku hanya mencuri sebahagian sahaja. Kesian lak aku tengok mangsa aku kalau aku ambil semua. Mereka nak makan apa nanti kan. So, aku ambil sedikit je la.

    Dengan berkat ketekunan aku mencuri, tuan aku akan hidup kaya raya dan dilimpahi wang yang banyak. Tuan aku hanya perlu berikan sedikit darah dari ibu jari kakinya sahaja. Tak lebih dari itu.

    .....

    Tapi itu dulu. Sekarang, kerja aku bukan lagi mencuri wang. Aku sendiri pun tak tahu apa job skop aku sekarang. Nak kata mencuri wang, tuan aku tak pernahpun suruh aku mencuri wang seperti dulu lagi. Nak kata suruh merasuk orang, pun sama. Aku tak pernah pun disuruh rasuk ataupun takutkan budak-budak yang balik dari mengaji. Tuan aku seperti tidak menghiraukan aku lagi. Tapi aku tau, dia masih perlukan aku seperti dulu. Bezanya.....



































    Aku kini hanyalah digunakan jika tuan aku nak buat call awek die je. Aku kena ikut kemana dia pergi, tak kira dalam lrt ke, dalam jamban ke, dalam lif ke.. semuanya aku kena ikut hatta kedalam hutan sekalipun. Jika aku dulu diberi minum darah, kini aku hanya diberi kad topup sahaja. uhuk uhuk uhuk... apa la nasibku sebagai seekor toyol kuning.


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    *Perhatian semua..aku dah tak lama kat malaysia ni..9/8/2007..aku akan berangkat ke US..maybe dalam masa 4 tahun,aku kat sana...baru aku balik malaysia..terima kasih diatas layanan yang korang berikan..aku hargai kesemuanya..salah dan silap harap di maafkan..!! Sekian,Assalammualaikum..


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    toyol rupenye menatang tu..nasib baik aku pakai celcom..khurafat la digi ni..



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    smpai wana toyol tu pn dh kena tukar ahaks



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    Kiranya aku pun ada toyol la coz aku pakai as personel no...ke..ke..tp toyol aku x reti curi pitis
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