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    Talking BaJu CINTA ....

    Seorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru
    berkahwin. Setelah membunyikan loceng, si nenek terkejut kerana
    mendapati cucu perempuannya yang membuka pintu dgn tanpa seurat benang pun di badannya. Belum sempat si nenek bertanya, si cucu berkata,

    "Saya sedang menunggu suami saya pulang dari berkerja nie nek!"..
    "Yg kau telanjang tu nape!!!???" marah si nenek.
    "Ini la BAJU CINTA saya" balas si cucu perempuannya.
    "BAJU CINTA ??" si nenek kehairanan.
    "Ya, suami saya menyukainya, saya juga begitu senang MEMAKAInya.
    Saya harap nenek dapat balik dulu sebelum suami saya pulang kerana tentu
    suami saya nanti akan berasa malu melihat saya memakai BAJU CINTA ini di
    hadapan nenek." pinta si cucu perempuannya.

    Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya mungkin itu cara
    terbaru si isteri melayan sang suami. Di dalam perjalanan pulang si nenek
    mendapat idea. Fikirnya dengan mengikut cara cucu perempuannya, sudah tentu dia dapat mengeratkan hubungannya dengan si atok yang sudah berumur.

    Sesampainya di rumah, si nenek tadi terus menanggalkan semua pakaiannya,
    mandi, berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi sewangi wanginya. Kemudian si
    nenek tadi pun menunggu si atok pulang. Beberapa ketika si atok pon pulang.

    Sebaik saja pintu di buka, si atok mendapati si nenek berbogel kat depan
    pintu....

    "Awat hang nie? Dah buang tebiat keeer???" marah si atok tadi.
    "Ini lah BAJU CINTA saya bang" kata si nenek tadi.
    "BAJU CINTA???...... Kok iyea pun..... IRON la dulu baju tuh!!
    nampak sangat kedutnyer....."

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