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    KAIN PELIKAT ABANG!!




    Disebuah desa ada sepasang kekasih. Si gadis sedih, sebab setiap kali kekasihnya datang ke rumahnya,
    kekasihnya itu selalu hanya memakai kain, maklumlah di desa. Akhirnya gadis itupun menceritakan kesedihannya,
    "Abang, kalau datang kerumah, jangan pakai kain la....., malulah dengan keluarga".
    Akhirnya si kekasih menyanggupinya untuk memakai seluar: " Ok esok abang beli kain untuk buat seluar panjang."
    Sesudah membeli kain, pemuda itu pergi ke tukang jahit untuk menjahitkan bahan seluarnya.
    Pada hari yang dijanjikan, pemuda itu kembali ke tukang jahit untuk mengambil seluar yang sudah siap.
    Kata tukang jahit; "encik..., seluarnya sudah siap. Masih ada sisa bahan 1/2 meter lagi. Bolehlah bawak balik"
    Pemuda itu seronok, jadi juga seluarnya, fikirnya.
    Dia balik ke rumah dan petang harinya terus menuju kerumah si kekasih untuk menunjukkan seluar barunya.
    Dia memakai seluar itu. Tapi kerana kebiasaan, dia tetap juga memakai kain sarungnya.
    Maknanya seluar di dalam dan di luar ialan kain pelikat. Ditengah perjalanan, si pemuda sakit perut. Kerana tidak tahan,
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    Ketika sampai dirumah sang kekasih, si gadis berkata; "Laa banggg mengapa masih pakai kain pelikat,
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    Dengan bangga si pemuda mengangkat kain sarungnya sambil berkata; "Nih.. tengoklaaa,
    kan abang pakai seluar panjang baru abang". Seketika itu si gadis menjerit ; "eeeIhhhhhhhhh. ..bangg, panjang nyerrr..."
    Dengan tersenyum bangga si pemuda menjawab; "Memanglah ...panjang. Dirumah masih ada ˝ meter lagi"...

    ahakss!!!!
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    Praise HIM all day full..
    What is and what was..
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    Apa yang panjang tu???? aku c paham plak citer ni... isk isk isk...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ninasmara View Post
    Apa yang panjang tu???? aku c paham plak citer ni... isk isk isk...
    ko ni innocent btol la. kalo baca cite camni, otak tu kena kasik tune sket
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    Uiksss... kena tune cnmer tu? Aku yang innosent..hehe...



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    Segera setelah selesai buang hajat, dia terburu-buru memakai kain pelikatnya ,
    dan lupa memakai seluar panjang barunya.
    Ketika sampai dirumah sang kekasih, si gadis berkata; "Laa banggg mengapa masih pakai kain pelikat,
    kata nak pakai seluar panjang....tapi masih pakai kain jugak"
    Dengan bangga si pemuda mengangkat kain sarungnya sambil berkata; "Nih.. tengoklaaa,
    kan abang pakai seluar panjang baru abang". Seketika itu si gadis menjerit ; "eeeIhhhhhhhhh. ..bangg, panjang nyerrr..."
    Dengan tersenyum bangga si pemuda menjawab; "Memanglah ...panjang. Dirumah masih ada ˝ meter lagi".


    die lupe pakai suar..so pk2 kan la ape yg pjg ek?
    of koz mende alah tut..wakakas



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    Hehehehe... paham2.....hampeh tul...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ninasmara View Post
    Hehehehe... paham2.....hampeh tul...
    nasib baik phm,klu x aku nk sruh apect g tuning otak ko tuh... apect tuh hbt dlm tuning otak org klu dlm bab nih...



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    hahahaha... lawak2.. tergeliat urat perut aku nie


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