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    Khasiat Kentut

    WASHINGTON : Ia mungkin melucukan dan dianggap tidak masuk akal tetapi pegawai kesihatan persekutuan Amerika Syarikat (AS) dijangka segera mengeluarkan laporan yang memberi amaran kepada umum mengenai faedah kentut.

    "Kentut, jika kerap dihidu boleh menyembuhkan perbagai penyakit berbahaya seperti sakit kepala, gangguan pada mata, emfisema, lelah, bronkitis sakit jantung dan lain lain

    "Setiap tahun, kira-kira 130,000 rakyat AS telah pulih daripada perbagai penyakit disebabkan menghidu kentut dan ramai lagi berasa lega daripada penyakit serius kerana terlalu lama terdedah kepada keadaan itu," kata seorang doktor yang bertugas dengan Pusat Kawalan Penyakit (CDC) AS.

    Katanya, orang ramai mesti menyedari menghidu kentut sebenarnya menabah khasiat untuk kesihatan orang lain.

    Menurut laporan yang akan dikeluarkan CDC, setiap tahun kentut mempulihkan 800 kes serangan jantung, 250 kes angin ahmar,30,000 lelah dan 50,000 kes sakit telinga. Disebabkan masalah makanan tidak teratur,
    kini ramai rakyat Amerika menghidap kembung perut. Menurut laporan itu, purata penduduk AS kentut 14 hingga 23 kali sehari.

    Moral of the story : Kentutlah merata-rata tempat Ingatlah orang-orang yang tersayang!! & BILE RESE NK KENTUT STANBYYYY

    p/s...kalau nak kentut jgn lupe member2..kih2


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    tu baru kelebihan kentut .. tapi anda juga boleh menilai manusia dengan kentut.. contoh

    kalau dia tu kentut halus (tak berbunyi dan tak berbau) tu tandanya dia seorang pendiam..

    kalau dia tu kentut kuat dan mengaku dia yang kentut - sifatnya orang yang berterus terang...

    kalau dia kentut kendian menuduh orang yang lain kentut... baik jangan kawan dengan dia (suka menyalahkan orang lain)

    kalau dia kentut panjang macam peluru (prep prep prep prep... pep pep...) tu tandanya orang mulut becok....

    ha tambahle lagi



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    kekkeek...
    bab kentut pon leh jadi info...
    huhuhu...
    aku nak kenut nie??
    sapa nak hidu?
    mujarab yang amat nie...
    ada sakit lemah jantung ke selsema ke..
    angin ahmar ke..
    apa2 aje la...
    meh tadah muka kat sini...
    kompom pengsan+demam..
    pastu kowang rasa dirimu begitu berharga.......
    huhuhu.....



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    jom kite kentut rmai2 hahahaha..


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