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    Thumbs up Jangan Cakap Bohong Pada Kanak-kanak

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    Dalam satu kampung, sorang cucu tinggal dengan datuknya sebab kedua orang tuanya pergi menoreh getah. Si datuk ni merangkap baby sitterlah kononnya.

    Satu hari si cucu pulang ke rumah daripada bermain-main lalu bertanyalah kepada datuknya

    "Tok, tadi Dol cakap pelir... Pelir tu apa tok?."

    Terkejut datuknya. Tapi dengan selambanya dia berkata

    "Pelir tu songkoklah, macam atuk pakai ni" OOoooo macam tu kata si cucu.

    Pada hari lain pula sicucu bertanya lagi. "Tok, tadi Minah sebut burit..

    apa ke bendanya tu tok?" Terkejut bukan kepalang datuknya.

    Tapi dengan selambanya jugak dia menjawab

    "Alah...itu kain..yang emak kau pakai tu."

    Satu hari yang lain pula sicucu bertanya lagi... "Tok melancap tu apa?"

    Si datuk malas nak melayan lalu dikatakannya melancap tu makan nasi.

    Akhirnya sicucu bertanya lagi ....."Tok,berjubur tu apa?" "..Alaah kau ni banyak sangat bertanya..berjubur tu macam ayah dan mak kau..kerjanya menorehlah."

    Suatu hari yang panas datanglah tok Penghulu berkunjung ke rumah kanak-kanak tu..selepas diberi salam beberapa kali lalu dijawap oleh kanak-kanak tu..

    "Datuk kau ada?" Tak ada tok penghulu.



    "Dia pergi kedai.. Naiklah tok penghulu."

    Tok penghulu pun naik sambil mengipas-ngipas dengan songkoknya. Lalu berkata budak yang keletah itu.



    "Tok penghulu, kalau panas sangkutlah pelir tu kat dinding"

    Terkejut yang amat sangat tok Penghulu tu. "Ehhh mana abang kau? "

    "Adakat dapur tengah melancap"

    "... Kakak kau?"

    "..ada kat sungai tengah basuh burit..banyak burit dia kena basuh."

    "Mak ayah kau? EEEh tok penghulu kanhari tak hujan berjuburlah mereka."

    Lalu tok penghulu pun pengsan.

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS ..........JANGAN CAKAP BOHONG PADA BEBUDAK.

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