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    Karangan budak darjah 4

    Karangan budak darjah 4

    Pagi itu pagi minggu.
    Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga
    mencapai takat suhu beku.

    sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip
    tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam
    batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan
    dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api
    kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu
    emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya kepasar.

    Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas
    emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali
    dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju
    untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan
    sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu
    letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.

    Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya
    ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru
    dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia
    melanggar emak saya. Emak saya
    tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia
    menjerit "Adoi!".

    Lepas itu emak saya
    naik semula dan mengejar lori
    tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di
    belakang emak saya kerana takut emak
    saya melanggar lori itu pula.
    Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya.

    Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama
    dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula
    terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju
    iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda
    kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat
    menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori
    itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi
    jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah
    feri.

    Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang
    feri itu yang seramai 100 orang
    semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat
    marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi
    Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori.

    Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di
    dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar
    menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka
    bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak
    puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa
    sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands
    dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia
    melanggar pemandu feri yang telah
    bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

    Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
    menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu
    terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri
    itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut
    melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf
    dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan
    tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya
    masih marah.

    Dia menyendengkan
    helikopternya dan mengerat tangan
    pemandu lori itu dengan kipas
    helikopter. Pemandu lori itu
    menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi.

    Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke
    Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke
    tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul
    pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya
    sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di
    dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori
    itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak
    saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu
    lori itu mati.

    Tidak lama kemudian
    kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat
    lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang
    kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota
    polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat
    lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni
    tempat kejadian kerana ingin
    mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.

    Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan
    orang ramai lalu dia menjerit
    menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang
    ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

    Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke
    pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi
    yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya
    menceritakan kejadian itu kepada
    penjual daging. Penjual daging dan
    peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang
    mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut
    dan mati.

    Saya dan emak saya terus
    berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu
    penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami
    pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang
    paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat
    sebelum saya mati.
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    atoi..
    yg nie braper markah plak dpt..
    yg sblum nie 2%..
    aku rasa yg nie bleh ler nk lulus..
    xleh lwn yg sblum nie



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    hahahaha!!!!memang klakar,walaupon endingnya sedih sbb sume mati..iskh3!!!
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    ni karangan budak darjah 4 terencat akal.



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    sempat ye die tulis karangan yang panjang ni sebelum mati.... kekaguman yang terserlah aku curahkan kat budak ni...



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    hantu kubur nye karangan le ni sebab dia da mati kan dia kata kemalangan sebelum mati



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