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    Kawin 3???????

    Seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi.

    Antara alasan yang diberikannya:

    Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah

    Isteri : Kenapa pula?

    Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga"

    isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.

    Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"

    Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?

    Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"

    Suami : Contohnya?

    Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

    Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural

    Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

    Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?

    Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS

    tambah "s" je, kan?

    Lepas daripada tu, si-suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi...
    Ive tried so hard and get so far, in the end, its doesnt even matter!!!


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    hahaha, hampeh mirzz...tp tkslh kalu mampu kan???hehehe!
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    tak salah tak salah, salah tak salah tak salah... ermmmmm
    Ive tried so hard and get so far, in the end, its doesnt even matter!!!



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    tak salah tak salah, salah tak salah tak salah... ermmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by joney® View Post
    hahahahahahaaa. aku suka... aku suka... aku suka....
    aik...teringin ker abg???ade hati la tu...ahaks...
    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'



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    aik...teringin ker abg???ade hati la tu...ahaks...
    of course joney teringin sbb mirzz kate tk salah....hehehe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghenzou View Post
    hahaha, hampeh mirzz...tp tkslh kalu mampu kan???hehehe!
    ghen mampu ker???teringin gak la tu...hehehe
    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'


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