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    A woman's 3 wishes

    A woman's 3 wishes (To Be Rich & Gorgeous & .....)
    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap,
    I will grant you 3 wishes."

    The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
    failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -
    that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times
    more or better!"

    The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish,
    she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

    The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
    make your husband the most handsome man in the world,
    an Adonis, that women will flock to."
    The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the
    most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
    So, ZAM ZAM ALA-KAZAM -
    she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
    world.
    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
    world and he will be ten times richer than you."
    The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine
    is his and what is his is mine."
    So, ZAM ZAM ALA-KAZAM
    she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
    "I'd like a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever - don't mess with them.
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    huahuahuahua what a wish for
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    she's clever i supposed.



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    it funny n it have double meaning.......



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    10 times mild heart attack = fatal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo5 View Post
    10 times mild heart attack = fatal.
    he's death.. she gonna be a richest woman in the world..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArericH View Post
    he's death.. she gonna be a richest woman in the world..
    dont forget that she is the most beautiful girl in the world too.....



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    i believed she will kill the frog.


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