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    Talking Jagung Panas Giler!!

    Seorang lelaki sakit mental menganggap dirinya adalah jagung dan terlalu takut dengan ayam. Jika ternampak haiwan itu, dia akan lari lintang pukang kerana menyangka ayam akan memakannya. Akhirnya, lelaki itu dimasukkan ke rumah sakit jiwa. Setelah beberapa bulan, doktor pun melakukan ujian ke atas lelaki itu bagi mengenal pasti apakah dia telah pulih ataupun tidak.

    Doktor : Adakah kamu tahu siapa diri kamu sekarang?
    Lelaki : Ya doktor.
    Doktor : Siapa kamu sebenarnya.
    Lelaki : Saya ini manusia doktor.
    Doktor : Ya ke? Bukan jagung?
    Lelaki : Bukan, saya manusia doktor.
    Doktor : Kamu takut dengan ayam?
    Lelaki : Tidak doktor.
    Doktor : Hmm..bagus. Nampaknya kamu dah sembuh.
    Lelaki : Tapi doktor, saya ada satu pertanyaan.
    Doktor : Apa dia?
    Lelaki : Ayam tahu tak yang saya ni dah berubah jadi manusia.
    Doktor : "??$$??"
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    dengan ayam pun takut



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    Lelaki : Tapi doktor, saya ada satu pertanyaan.
    Doktor : Apa dia?
    Lelaki : Ayam tahu tak yang saya ni dah berubah jadi manusia.
    Doktor : "??$$??"
    hahahahahaa.. xsangka aq dia ni memang dah xbetull...
    haahaha..



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    rasa macam dah penah bace nih.



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