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    Talking Phua Chu Kang Teachin Sex

    Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son,
    Aloysius.........

    Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?

    PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
    nose
    with your finger mah!

    Aloy: Do you think women
    enjoy sex more than men?

    PCK: Of course woman lah! When you
    dig dig your nose, your nose feel
    better than your finger, right?


    Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?



    PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come
    over and dig
    your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!


    Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
    menses?



    PCK: Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still
    go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use
    your blain, use your blainnn..........


    Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they
    are making
    love?



    PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig
    your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
    your finger or not?
    Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

    Aloy: Why is
    making love carried out in private?

    PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your
    blain, use your blainnnnn ......... you go and
    dig your nose in
    flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!

    Aloy: Wah......
    Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.


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    hahahaahha...bagus la perumpamaan chukang ni...
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    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'



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    Quote Originally Posted by ghenzou View Post
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    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'



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    hehehehe...suka coz dia umpamakan dgn benda yg logik gak tu...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghenzou View Post
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    'Destinasi Cinta Yang Ku Cari...Sebenarnya Terlalu Hampir...Hanya Kaburi Dengan Dosa Di dalam Hati...'



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