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    Talking bila tua nanti

    Renongan serta pedoman di
    hari tua untok sama sama kita hayati...


    Di suatu malam yang dingin,
    di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar,
    di
    atas
    katil...... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk
    tidur.
    Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit
    perasaan
    ghairah malam itu....

    Si isteri bersuara,
    "Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya
    bila
    kita nak tido." Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan

    isterinya,
    pastu mula mengantuk semula.

    Beberapa
    ketika pas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu....abang
    selalu cium saya." Si suami dengan rasa terganggu,mengangkat
    kepalanya
    dan
    menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Pas tu
    sambung tido balik.

    Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara
    lagi, "Kemudian tu....
    Abang selalu gigit-gigit leher
    saya......." Dengan perasaan marah dan
    geram,
    si suami
    melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.

    Si isteri
    bertanya, "Abang nak gi maner tu?"
    Dengan marah suaminya
    menjawab,"Nak gi amik gigi ...!"


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    hahahahhaaa... patuh setiap arahan tuh..



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    Quote Originally Posted by joney® View Post
    hahahahhaaa... patuh setiap arahan tuh..
    ni r contoh suami mithali ahaks



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    keh3...macam dah penah baca la thread gini dalam ehoza ni...ade ke?...ntah la xareen pon kompius....
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    heheehehe...dlm marah dan geram tu leh agi penuhi permintaan isteri...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xareen View Post
    keh3...macam dah penah baca la thread gini dalam ehoza ni...ade ke?...ntah la xareen pon kompius....
    tul tu xaren,tak salah perati yg hantar,tapi dimana ya.....


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