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    Talking Keras????

    Pada zaman dahulu, ada seorang puteri yang cantik rupawan. Namanya
    Puteri
    Sheila on 7Eleven. Sejak lahir lagi puteri ini telah terkena sumpahan.
    Apa
    je menda yang dipegang oleh puteri akan cair. Oleh sebab tu, semua
    lelaki
    tak mahu dekat dengan puteri sebab takut, kalau puteri tu terpegang
    mereka
    maka meraka akan cair jugak. Maka musykil la Ayahanda nye kerana alamat
    tak
    kawin la puterinya itu. Maka, dengan nasihat memanda perdana menteri,
    Maharaja pun membawa puteri berjumpa dengan seorang bomoh untuk
    berubat.
    Mengikut kata bomoh tersebut, puteri akan terlepas dari sumpahan jika
    puteri dapat memegang sesuatu yang tak kan cair. Tapi bomoh itu sendiri
    pun
    tak tau apakah benda tersebut. Atas cadangan memanda perdana menteri,
    Maharaja telah mengistiharkan bahawa barang siapa lelaki yang dapat
    membawa
    sesuatu, yang apabila puterinya pegang tak cair, lelaki itulah yang
    akan
    kawin dengan puterinya itu.


    Maka pada hari itu, berduyun-duyun lah lelaki datang membawa benda
    masing-masing dengan harapan dapat menjadi menantu raja. Kemudian,
    pertandingan pun berlangsung..... Muncul lah lelaki yang pertama,

    Maharaja: Ha, apa benda yang kau bawa tu?

    Lelaki#1 : Hamba membawa batang logam Titanium. Logam inilah yang
    paling
    keras dalam dunia. Pada zaman akan datang, logam ini menjadi batang
    golf,
    bateri dan kapal terbang.

    Maharaja : Ok, biar puteri Beta pegang benda itu.

    Lelaki#1 : Silakan....

    Maka puteri itu pun pegang la logam Titanium itu. Ahhhhhh Cair
    nampaknye
    logam itu. Kecewa lah lelaki itu, Maharaja dan tuan puteri...

    Muncullah lelaki ke-2.....

    Maharaja: Ha kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa tu?

    Lelaki#2: Hamba membawa batu berlian. Menda ini lah yang paling keras
    dalam
    dunia. Pada masa akan datang, menda ini bukan saja menjadi perhiasan
    malah
    digunakan untuk memotong besi dan digunakan untuk menggali minyak di
    dasar
    lautan.

    Maharaja: Kalau begitu, biar puteri Beta mencubanya.

    Lelaki#2: Silakan.....

    Maka puteri itu pun memegang le berlian tersebut. Ahhhhhhhh Cair jugak
    berlian itu nampaknya. Kecewa la lelaki itu, maharaja dan puteri.

    Seterusnya, lelaki-lelaki lain pun mencuba juga tapi malangnya semua
    benda
    yang dipegang oleh puteri tetap cair hendaknya... Kemudian muncul lah
    lelaki yang terakhir. Eh!!Dia datang berlenggang je tanpa membawa
    apa-apa
    pun!

    Maharaja: Hey Kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa? Kenapa datang berlenggang je?

    Lelaki: Patik ada membawa benda tuanku. Tapi benda hamba tu ada dalam
    poket
    hamba ini.

    Maharaja: Kalau begitu, keluarkanlah benda kamu tu.Biar puteri Beta
    cuba
    memegangnya.

    Lelaki: Tak boleh tuanku. Kalau puteri nak memegangnya,seluklah dalam
    poket
    hamba ini...

    Maharaja: Hmmmm.... Kalau begitu, baiklah!

    Maka terpaksalah puteri itu menyeluk dalam poket lelaki itu. Puteri
    teragak-agak sebab puteri tak tau apa yang ada dalam poket lelaki itu.
    Kemudian puteri terpegang sesuatu... Mukanya merah menahan malu. Lelaki
    itu
    hanya tersenyum saja. Tiba-tiba puteri menarik tangannya kembali.
    Puteri
    berlalu dari situ kerana malu. Maharaja hairan... Maharaja tanya
    puterinya

    Maharaja: Anakanda dapat pegang sesuatu?

    Puteri: Dapat....

    Maharaja: Benda tu cair?

    Puteri: Tak....

    Maharaja: Baiklah, dengan ini Beta istiharkan lelaki ini menjadi
    menantu
    Beta!

    Lelaki: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.......

    Tapi..... Apakah yang puteri itu pegang? Kenapa lelaki itu ketawa? Dan
    kenapa benda tu tak cair? Apakah yang korang rasa puteri itu telah
    Pegang?
    Apa yang korang terlintas dalam kepala korang haaaaa?
    Hehehehehehehehehe.....


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    hahaahahahahaha.....kurang asam btul citer ni...
    moon dah terpikir lain tadi...hehehehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by firas View Post
    hahaahahahahaha.....kurang asam btul citer ni...
    moon dah terpikir lain tadi...hehehehe
    ape yang ko pikir moon....ahaks



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    heheehehhe...ade la...biarla rahsia...ahaks...
    malu la nak bgtahu....heheheehe
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    lelaki yg bwk cokelat M&M tu aku ler....
    sblm tu memang puteri tu pegang menda lain,
    sempat aku tukar ngan cokelat...kahkahkah



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    lelaki yg bwk cokelat M&M tu aku ler....
    sblm tu memang puteri tu pegang menda lain,
    sempat aku tukar ngan cokelat...kahkahkah
    hahaha!!hampeh tul abu....sblm tu dia pegang ko nye ker??patutle cair kan...camne nk ehem2 lepas ni.hihihi!!
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    heheehehhe...ade la...biarla rahsia...ahaks...
    malu la nak bgtahu....heheheehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghenzou View Post
    hahaha!!hampeh tul abu....sblm tu dia pegang ko nye ker??patutle cair kan...camne nk ehem2 lepas ni.hihihi!!
    bkn cair, tp berair...hahahhaa



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    Quote Originally Posted by ghenzou View Post
    dah tau da pe yg moon pkr.hihihi!!
    dah tahu baik diam2 yer...xmo bising2 tau...ahaks
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    dah tahu baik diam2 yer...xmo bising2 tau...ahaks
    tknk diam, nk bgtau gak...moon kan.....dia kan.....dia pkr.....pkr.....???
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