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    Smile Kisah si toyol

    Razak terpaksa ditugaskan keluar kota. Beliau menyewa sebuah banglo
    usang yang telahlama tidak berpenghuni. Pesan beliau pada isteri dan anak-anak,
    dalam tempoh seminggu beliau akan pulang mengambil mereka untuk tinggal
    sekali dengan beliau di banglo tersebut.

    Pada suatu malam,malam pertama,Razak terdengar riuh rendah di dapur.
    Dengan beraninya beliau menjenguk dan alangkah terkejutnya beliau mendapati
    seekor toyol yang sedang lahapnya menjamu apa sahaja makanan di dapur.

    Lantas,beliau membaca ayat-ayat yang pernah beliau pelajari dan dengan
    tiba-tiba toyol itu terketar-ketar memohon maaf padanya.

    Toyol : Maafkan aku..aku lapar.
    Razak : Takperrr..aku maafkan tapi dengan syarat.
    Toyol : Apa dia? Aku rela penuhi syarat engkau asalkan aku boleh makan.
    Razak : Syarat pertama, engkau jangan ganggu anak isteri aku nanti.
    Toyol : Alahhhhh...kacang ajer.
    Razak : Dan yang kedua..aku memang boleh bagi engkau makan yang
    sedap-sedap tapi engkau kena bereskan satu tugas..
    Toyol : Apa tugasnya?
    Razak : (Sambil memusing badannya ke belakang dan mencabut seurat
    bulu ketiaknya) Nah...aku nak engkau luruskan bulu ini..selagi ianya tak
    lurus selagi itu engkau tak boleh makan.
    Toyol : Alahhhhh...lagi kacangggggg.....

    Sejak malam itu,setiap saat dan ketika si toyol berkenaan menjalankan
    tugas yang diberikan. Saat berganti jam berganti hari, namun bulu tersebut
    tak jugak lurus-lurus..puas si toyol mencuba namun gagal..Sudah hampir
    6 hari si toyol tidak makan..dia terlalu lapar. Namun memandangkan
    takutnya dia pada 'ayat-ayat' yang dibaca oleh Razak,beliau tetap tekun.

    Pada suatu hari seperti dijanjikan,datanglah isteri dan anak-anak Razak
    tinggal bersama beliau. Si toyol patuh pada syarat pertama. Sedikit gangguan
    pun dia tidak lakukan pada isteri dan anak-anak Razak.

    Pada suatu pagi, seperti biasa Razak ke tempat kerja. Tinggallah isteri dan
    anak-anak di rumah. Si toyol begitu leka meluruskan bulu ketiak Razak
    di hadapan pintu tanpa nampak dilihat oleh mata kasar anak-anak & isteri
    Razak. Hanya Razak yang mampu melihat kelibat si toyol berkenaan. Sedang
    asyik si toyol menjalankan tugasnya, tiba-tiba.. gedebokkk!!!! isteri Razak
    jatuh tersungkur di hadapan si toyol sambil kain yang dipakainya terselak ke
    atas perut...Alangkah terkejutnya si toyol....

    Toyol : Makkkkkk...mati aku...banyak lagi bulu yang nak kena lurus
    daaaaaaaaa.....

    Selepas kejadian itu..larilah si toyol dan tidak datang-datang lagi ke banglo
    berkenaan.


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    ni petua utk menghalau toyol ke...



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    hahahahha. rupanya senang je nk halau toyol..
    Ive tried so hard and get so far, in the end, its doesnt even matter!!!



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    utk yg perempuan, jgn bercukur la hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by apect View Post
    utk yg perempuan, jgn bercukur la hahahaha
    ceh...suka2 jer...dosa tau...
    "ketenangan ada di hati, x merasa kerna kau x mencari..."



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    jgn la sampai tak bercukur...potong2 la sikit



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    Quote Originally Posted by azwanbiz View Post
    jgn la sampai tak bercukur...potong2 la sikit
    kalo nk potong tu biar ada style skit..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Don kin View Post
    kalo nk potong tu biar ada style skit..
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    wat rebonding la.. kaler2 skit ker...


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