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    Kisah Abang Leman

    KISAH INI BERLAKU DI KAMPUNG LEPAR HULU SELANGOR

    Ada sepasang suami isteri yang baru berumahtangga, isterinya bernama Melor manakala suaminya bernama Wak Leman.Boleh dikatakan hari-hari mereka melakukan hubungan seks...Tiba- tiba,pada suatu hari... Wak Leman jatuh sakit.... dan mati....Wak Leman nie memang tinggi ilmunya sebelum mati
    dia sempat berpesan pada isterinya "sayang kalau abang mati kau jangan cari jantan lain, abang dah jampi xxx abang.....jadi bila abang mati nanti kau potonglah xxx abang....bila kau rasa gersang, kau cuma perlu jerit "Abang Leman!!!", maka xxx abang akan datang puas kan nafsu mu"...

    Maka isterinya pun menurut pesanan aruah suaminya.... di potongnya xxx suaminya dan simpan di dalam peti sejuk.. Hari yang berikutnya.. ...Melor pun mencuba lalu dia menjerit "Abang Lemann!!!!!" maka xxx suaminya pun terbang pergi mendapatkan isterinya... ..Boleh dikatakan setiap malam
    apabila gersang, Melor menjerit "Abang Leman!!!"

    PerbuatanMelor itu menjadikan tanda tanya jirannya Mak Cik Nab yang dah berumur 60th... Akibat rasa ingin tahu Makcik Nab pun mengadu dengan Joyah..."Kenapa aaa si melor tu tiap2 malam asik menjerit panggil Abang Leman??

    "Dia jerit macammana?", tanya joyah.... "macam nie.. AbangLemaaaan! !!" maka terbanglah xxx leman menuju ke pemanggilnya. ... kesian Makcik Nab kene "underdog".

    Cerita ini makin tersebar luas seluruh kampung sehingga ke pengetahuan Tok Penghulu.. "Tok! Kami nak mengadu... ada perogol bersiri dalam kampung kita nie,habis nenek2, Janda, Anak dara semua disapunya!" "iyeeeeee keee!!!"jawab tok penghulu dgn terperanjat. ..."Siapalah yang punya angkara nie agaknya",tanya penghulu lagi..

    "Entahlah tok tapi yang saya tahu semua mangsa ada menyebut 'Abang Leman'", jawab Pak Lebai... Apaaaaaa Abang Lemaaan!!!!" Jerit penghulu dengan Marah.... maka terbanglah xxx si leman ini menuju ke pemanggilnya. ..Semenjak kejadian itu semua org kampung tak berani lagi menyebut nama" Abang Leman", manakala Tok Penghulu Kampung itu masih lagi ditahan di Hospital Kuala Selangor
    kerana mengalami koyak punggung yang serius......

    KEPADA PEMBACAHATI- HATILAH KETIKA MENYEBUT ABANG LEMAN MUNGKIN INI AKAN TERJADI PADA ANDA.... KERANA ABANG LEMAN NI TAK MENGIRA MANGSA, SAPA JERIT SIAP LE DIA.... PERGGGHHHHH. ...!!!!!! !!!!

    oleh itu dinasihatkan anda supaya tidak menjerit2 namer Abang Leman....kalu namer abang lain takper..macam abang sepat ker atau abang panjang tapi...sebut. .. Abang Leman memang tak bole....!!!! sebab eeee,,,,memang misteri. begitulah menurut ...cerita orang kampung Lepar hulu selangor.... .
    Ive tried so hard and get so far, in the end, its doesnt even matter!!!


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    kurang asam btul...bnda alah tu tak kira jantina plak tu...
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    abg leman silap jampi daa... patutnya tuk bini dia je...
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    betul2 hebat ilmu abg leman ni,tak mengira jantina...nasib baik binatang tak tau cakap


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