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    ayam & Jagung

    Seorang lelaki sakit mental menganggap dirinya adalah jagung dan terlalu takut dengan ayam. Jika ternampak haiwan itu, dia akan lari lintang pukang kerana menyangka ayam akan memakannya. Akhirnya, lelaki itu dimasukkan ke rumah sakit jiwa. Setelah beberapa bulan, doktor pun melakukan ujian ke atas lelaki itu bagi mengenal pasti apakah dia telah pulih ataupun tidak.

    Doktor : Adakah kamu tahu siapa diri kamu sekarang?
    Lelaki : Ya doktor.
    Doktor : Siapa kamu sebenarnya.
    Lelaki : Saya ini manusia doktor.
    Doktor : Ya ke? Bukan jagung?
    Lelaki : Bukan, saya manusia doktor.
    Doktor : Kamu takut dengan ayam?
    Lelaki : Tidak doktor.
    Doktor : Hmm..bagus. Nampaknya kamu dah sembuh.
    Lelaki : Tapi doktor, saya ada satu pertanyaan.
    Doktor : Apa dia?
    Lelaki : Ayam tahu tak yang saya ni dah berubah jadi manusia.
    Doktor : "??$$??"


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    hahaha..lawak...lawak...



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    uish...sejak biler lopaque pndai wat lawak ni...teruja btul moon...
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    pandai moon joget... heheheh


    semua crite dah ade dlm himpunan lawak aku.. huhuhu



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    haha mmg die ptt jd penghuni tetap kt situ lah hahaha..



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    lepas ni mesti doktor tu tukar depatment,
    jadi doktor haiwan plak...



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    Quote Originally Posted by abu View Post
    lepas ni mesti doktor tu tukar depatment,
    jadi doktor haiwan plak...


    aku takot silap aribulan,dokto tu yg masok spital sakit jiwe tuh!hehehe



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    Quote Originally Posted by joney View Post
    pandai moon joget... heheheh


    semua crite dah ade dlm himpunan lawak aku.. huhuhu
    lor...bkn abg ker yg ajar aitu???
    moon kan masuk kelas tarian abg...ish,buat2 lupa plak...
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    agak2nye mamat tu pikir di jagung bakar ke,rebus ke,x pon jagung mentah?hmmm.....musykil2....


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